Hail the Titans

Terrible, just fucking terrible.

Guy one: Did you see that new Michael Bay movie yet?

Guy two: Yeah man, it was utterly Hail the Titans. I had to punch my grandmother in the throat just to forget about it.

by Thom Winsor April 11, 2011

hairline perm

Usually said to someone with the name xander, that has a perm and a shitty hairline.

"Look at that kids shitty as hairline"
"Ya, he's trying to hide it with his perm"
"Just because of his hairline perm, I'm gonna assume his name is xander

by Borgus G peenerton December 31, 2020

hail mary text

A text message sent as a final act of desperation before accepting the person isn't interested in you

girl: He hasn't responded to me the past two weeks, but I'll send a hail mary text just to be sure

by Regina__Phalange December 5, 2016

hairline

something that Jojo Siwa doesn't have

I haven't been to urban dictionary since the last time Jojo Siwa had a hairline.

by sisterslang March 21, 2020

Hailey

Hailey is the name of an amazing girl! She will be an amazing sister and best friend. If you meet a Hailey, you should try to be her friend because she is always there for you! Usually also very beautiful.

Katelynn: I'm sad :(
Hailey: Let's go jump off the dock into the lake. Or have a silly string fight!
Katelynn: Thanks :) You always think of amazing things to cheer me up!!!

by KayTay121389lovesHailey June 18, 2013

hailly

Hailly’s are so pure. They can be judgmental at times but it’s all about honesty and opinions for the other. Their temper is short and they get frustrated quick, due to how opinionated they are. When they set their mind to it, they keep it up and don’t stop til it’s perfect; if it’s not perfect they will doubt themselves and give up. Another thing is that they so kind to their friends, and definitely won’t shade you from th truth unless it’s to your benefit, they will do whatever they can to learn about a person and their likings of that person will be decided quick.

Hailly is so crazy, but she’s one of a kind.

by Crc&friemds November 20, 2017

Hairlock

When a pubic hair gets stuck in between your foreskin and your nub.

Guy 1:Sh*t I have hairlock
Guy 2:HAHAHAHA piss off

by Jerrythemother December 16, 2011