Chelsea Handler Syndrome

A situation when someone physically appears to be older than s/he really is. For example, Chelsea Handler appears to be at least 44, but in reality, she's only 34.

X: Man, the past 10 yrs since graduation have been rough on Kate.
Y: Yeah, considering we are only 28 and she looks 40. Classic case of Chelsea Handler Syndrome if I've ever seen it!

by Pippenstock October 9, 2009

Hadley

A lovely gal who is so lost she can't even find herself. It doesn't matter to her though. She is so selfless all she wants is to help others who are lost. She beats herself up when she can't meet these impossible standards she gives herself. She is always tired and must have cuddles at all times. A total wild card but your favorite person.

Hadley makes me the happiest person ever!

by yuck.i December 18, 2017

Hadering

(Verb)

The inability to hold character causing all who is watching to can’t even, die, or laugh uncontrollably.

“That man right there is Hadering. I am dead."

by ThatHaderOverThere February 17, 2013

handler

Responsible for making sure that the talent knows when they are to perform, where they are to perform, and what time they are to be there. a.k.a. "Talent handler."

The producer said I had more patience than Job, so could possibly work as a handler.

by angelsix December 14, 2008

wig handler

The female analog of a weed carrier. A lesser and often disposable assistant to a female or member of her entourage.

Nicole Richie made a decent living as Paris Hilton's wig handler on the Simple Life.

Destiny's Child are glorified wig handlers for Beyonce.

by Darrell Johnson September 3, 2007

Hadley's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, this states that the longer a debate on comedy goes on, the more likely one person will compare the other's sense of humor to Seltzer and Frieberg, aka Seltzerberg. Named for Internet radio personality Josh Hadley(Lost in the Static, Radiodrome), who tends to do this a lot.

"Dude, you liked that movie? It's like Seltzer and Frieberg!"

"Dude, you know you just confirmed Hadley's Law?"

by Alex Stockwell August 23, 2012

Hadlee

She is perfect , no other way to put it

Hadlee is perfect.

by Ethan12o8 November 12, 2018