A crippled square who everyone hates. They tend to be obsessed with sex but will never experience it. Their mothers are also whores.
Haden: I did your mom!
Everyone: Shut up Haden you cripple.
Haden: I'm a cool cripple! I broke my leg in a car crash.
Everyone: No the fork you didn't. You ran over your own leg with an ATV you dumbass.
Everyone: Shut up Haden you cripple.
Haden: I'm a cool cripple! I broke my leg in a car crash.
Everyone: No the fork you didn't. You ran over your own leg with an ATV you dumbass.
by Josh Chandran November 9, 2022
Get the Hadenmug. 
a name used to describe someone who is an absolute fucktard who doesnt know shit and sucks at playing elliott
by kiyogotcheerios May 25, 2025
Get the Hadenmug. your local druggie that comes to school high on shrooms and always needing to barrow a pencil for assinment that was due 6 months ago
my friend haden coats came to school high and asked if he could use a pencil i gave him a pencil and he asked me if i would buy shrooms from him
by titties76 April 4, 2019
Get the haden coatsmug.