hallooseinations

Da ethereal images dat you erroneously think you're seeing while taking a diarrhea-crap on da toilet.

I try not to visualize prunes or Epsom salts while taking a "liquid dump", since having laxatives in my consciousness just causes worse hallooseinations.

by QuacksO December 31, 2020

scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly

very bloody man, bloody bloody

bloody scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly, this shital is crazy!

by skittlepatle November 8, 2022

haboob

Another word for dust storm.

The southern states have a lot of haboobs!

by HNNTRLX13 February 5, 2017

No hablo ingles

a word you can use to get out of any uncomfortable situation.

random lost person:Excuse me wheres the nearest gas station.

you/random person:No hablo ingles.

by nollysk8 December 13, 2009

Haboob

A group of overweight starving african children

what is that haboob gonna do, try and fight me?

by Dumsy June 23, 2022

Megan Habgood.

is some one that is liked by everybody but ocassionally falls out with there friends at bad times, this person normally turns out to be a cool funny person that just blows their chances alot.

i know a couple of Megan Habgood.'s i just wish i could be like them but with out the falling out part :)

by megan.wow April 15, 2009

No hablo espanol

Means "I do not speak Spanish", implying that you are cunt for speaking anything else other than the god-blessed language of English. Fuck everyone who doesn't speak perfect, fluent, grammatical English! Fuck them all!

Me :No hablo espanol?

Them: Si

Me: Well, fuck you, you worthless cunt!

Them: Si

Me: Fuck you!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021