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Hyperspeeding

When you jerk off so fast, your dick turns red, rash and burns.

Tip:Use aloe to help sooth the skin.
I'm telling you bro, I was hyperspeeding so hard...
by Juice Boi June 7, 2018
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HyperSnake23#4745

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by möx February 8, 2022
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Hyperspeed

Yo my girl showed me sum last night. I'm going hyperspeed.
by that one super smart guy August 3, 2022
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hyperspazz

Showing an elevated reaction to the most simple things someone else says or does in a very exaggerated hyper way.
I said she was wrong about her party's true intentions and accomplishments and she hyperspazzed all over the room.Say one conflicting thing about her boyfriend and she will hyperspazz for days.
by NC SUGAR September 11, 2022
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hypershade

HyperShade is the world best bedrock player and he is the coolest man in the world. He pulls infinite bitches and flexes over the weak poor people who try to ego boost themselves
HyperShade: sup ladies
Ladies: esex?
by Hyp3rSh4de November 24, 2022
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Hyperspazm

Hot individual with immaculate rizz. He is often referred to as Techyz's eboy. He is also a professional Rocket League player for NRG.
Hyperspazm is hot.
by Techyz May 5, 2023
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Hyperslavery

A protologism describing the convergence of multiple systems of control into a new form of unfreedom that masquerades as liberty. Hyperslavery is what happens when late-stage capitalism, the gig economy, consumerism, social atomization, liberal democratic police states, precarized labor rights, AI surveillance, and creeping Western authoritarianism merge into a seamless cage with no visible bars. The worker is "free" to choose their exploitation, "free" to risk their life delivering food through floodwaters for starvation wages, "free" to be algorithmically monitored, scored, and discarded. There is no master with a whip—only an app, a contract, a debt, a threat of deactivation. Hyperslavery is freedom so complete that the only choice is which form of destruction to accept.

The warehouse worker who dies of heatstroke because the facility has no air conditioning and quitting would mean losing their housing. The delivery driver who crosses a flooded bridge because the algorithm will penalize their acceptance rate. The gig worker who calculates whether the cost of a doctor visit is worth more than the pain of the injury. These aren't slaves in chains—they're hyperslaves, bound by the invisible chains of precarity, debt, surveillance, and the constant, crushing weight of "choice." The system doesn't need to force you when starving you gently is more efficient.
Example: "When the app demanded she work through the hurricane or lose her 'reliability score,' she finally understood hyperslavery—she wasn't an employee, she wasn't a contractor, she was just a node in a system designed to extract her life until she had nothing left to give."
by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026
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