HTC HERO

New Sprint phone that is much better than the IPhone but owners of IPhones hate to admit this.

Darnell: "Aye Terrell my HTC Hero is better than ur feeble ass IPhone!" "It has better app and battery life!"

Terrell: No Response...

by Darnell Fields November 16, 2009

HTC Vive

A quality VR HMD for people that love to enjoy porn while being able to virtualy wank themselves with the supplied pair of motion controllers.

The best available VR HMD designed and created by HTC and Valve with immersive room-scale experience so you can forget your miserable life better than ever before.

Not very surprising, the camera on the HTC Vive is as bad as the HTC phone cameras.

I'm using my HTC Vive to explore vast and beautiful worlds like I could never before.

Me: Wow this area looks fantastic, I love this fantasy picnic setting with tree stumps as seats!
Brain: You are getting tired from all this walking around your room with this heavy headset on, have a rest on that tree stump.
Me: -sits down-
Me: -notices there is no tree stump to sit on in your room so you crash down hard on your ass and collaps backwards hitting your nightstand with the lower back of your head-
Brain: Retard.

by GaleMK01 December 31, 2016

HTC-er

HTC-ers are the followers of techtokker broken.htc

Person 1: Have you seen the new broken.htc video?
Person 2: No, i am not a HTC-er.

by TechtokGUY July 11, 2022

htc touch pro

piece of shit

i paid $600 for this piece of shit that locks up, buttons sporadically work, and does whatever it wants to do--slowly. if i press txt, the internet comes up 12 seconds later

oh, you have an htc touch pro? sorry for ya suckajack!!

by classic1979 April 24, 2009

HTC Invisible

A word that describes the non-existent smartphone you own

Person 1: I have the newest invention in smartphones *reaches into pocket and pulls out nothing* Its the HTC invisible! Its free, with no monthly charge!
Person 2: Dude you don't have a phone. Thats your hand.
Person 1: PSHHHHH! You just can't see it. Its too far in the future for you to understand.

by kitkath August 12, 2011

HTC Vet's Pool

The gigantic urinal located on the north side of the city of Oneida, home of gutter sluts and high-dive butts, and the greatest lifeguarding crew of all time

Porkchop said, "I'm going down to the HTC Vet's Pool to swim with my cousints (cousins)."

by King of the Naughty Hizoes September 11, 2008

HTC Wildfire

A lame phone owned by lame people.

HTC Wildfire-The lamest phone ever.

by Ambii January 13, 2011