hstm

Hoe stop texting me

Man tell yo girl hstm

by IloveJudeBellingham May 27, 2023

HSTNTLOL

Acronym for "Holding stomach trying not to laugh out loud"

Often used when in an office, place of worship, funeral, wedding, or other location where laughing out loud would either 1) cause a scene or 2) make others weirdly uncomfortable.

Antonyms: LMAO, RFOL, LOL

Ralph had to HSTNTLOL when the reverend referred to his dearly departed friend Richard Johnson as "the most upstanding, hard working, firm, and steadfast member of the Johnson family."

by tetfsu January 28, 2009

hstewin

Holy shit that's exactly what I needed.

Dude, the part like night, hstewin!

by Josh Mountain August 5, 2006

hstmo

Half Smirked Then Moved On. This is an alternative for lol, use this when the joke is funny but not a laugh out loud funny

Becky: have you seen that meme I sent you? bahahahaha

Ronie: Ya, hstmo

by Kim P0ssibl3 November 28, 2019

hstan

she seems to be a wonderful person, but deep down she really doesn't care about anybody's feeling

"She hurted me, she's such a hstan"

by kwnwlls June 18, 2020

hstexts_

Emily is the best texting account on instagram. She's extremely talented and she makes the most amazing post especially "Harry eras responding to:". I love your account so much! <3

friend: Hey don't you know some account with textings?
me: *send to her all posts by hstexts_ and said "she's the best one"*

by terry.svedi November 21, 2021

Hster

An abbreviation of hamster

"I miss my hster. So cute"

by DJAlpha April 27, 2022