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A computer such as the "hp pavilion mx90"
OR it could mean hairy penis/pussy
Alex:Hey, dude do you have an HP?

Brandon: yes.

Alex: eww...........
HP by NOOBchowNOOB April 20, 2009
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HP HP'd HPS HPA HPT HPV hpm HPP HPB HPI
Acronym for "Hinge Problem" or "Heat Problem".
"Just got me a HP laptop, the monitor snapped off after 3 seconds of usage and the CPU temperature exceeded that of a neutron star during startup. I should've gotten a ThinkPad instead."
HP by debianwaylanduser69420 October 28, 2023
Hangover Poo, the nasty shits you have the morning after a big night out
HP by Fuddy March 28, 2007
Abbreviation for Hit Parader, a hard rock music magazine.
I really love the articles in HP this month!
HP by MegaLiz November 16, 2007
The abbreviation for "Human Playback", which is a setting in Finale that alters the way your music is played to make it sound like a real musician is playing it.

HP can add trills, mordents, turns, arpeggios, glissandos, tremolos, ottavas, and swinged tempo into your music along with improving expressions such as dynamics and tempo variations.

There are 16 different types of HP styles and each one interprets your music in their own way. They include Baroque, Classical, Romantic, 21st Century, Marching Band, Viennese Waltz, Light Waltz, Funk, Jazz, Latin, Pop, Reggea, Rock, Samba, and Custom.
Josh added HP to his jazz composition and he liked how the tempo was swinged.
HP by pianoman88 October 17, 2008