Hot Coffee

The act of having a morbidly obese man or woman void their bowels on one's chest. After which the aforementioned obese individual smears said fecal matter onto chest in a clockwise motion.

Oh my god....I went to Tiajuana this weekend and saw a midget get the hot coffee...I may be scarred for life....

by madcrapper81 January 9, 2009

hot coffee

a very amazing song...

taiya: "do u like your coffee HOOOOOOOOT"

hot coffee...

aspen: "let me be ur coffee POOOTTTTT"

leena: "u call the shots BABBBEEEEE"

corinne: "i just wanna be YOOUUUrrrrrrssss....."

by teenyweeny69 May 13, 2022

Hot Coffee

A mod for GTA SA and GTA 5 to prove how greedy Take Two Interactive and Rockstar games is.

You should not use Hot Coffee in this motherfrickin case! Well $hit.

by Mark1106 March 20, 2023

Hot coffee

Cool.

"That movie was hot coffee."

by Hot coffee man March 11, 2026

hot coffee mod

A modification for the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. It unlocks an interactive sex minigame that was hidden in the game's original code. The minigame can be played after a successful date with any of the main character's six girlfriends. The object is to sexually satisfy a woman via simulated intercourse. The creator is Patrick Wildenborg of Deventer, Netherlands (a.k.a PatrickW). The mod is available for free download on various GTA mod sites on the Internet.

Joe: Did you get the hot coffee mod yet?
Bill: Yeah, and I'm no good at it.

by improviduto August 26, 2005

Hot Coffee Rob

A fuckboy who tries to get it in with a girl by using coffee.

Guy: Hey, you want to get some coffee some time?
Girl: No, I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Oh okay.
Girl: God, you’re such a Hot Coffee Rob. I’m going to tell my friend about you.

by HotCoffeeRobert February 12, 2022

hot coffee moment

A moment in a video game where a sex scene or nudity is either hidden or explicit. Reference to the hot coffee mod in GTA San Andreas where dataminers found a sex scene in the game.

Guy 1: Hey why is that guy naked?
Guy 2: It’s a hot coffee moment.
Guy 1: ohh okay

by Xx_autisticpanic_xX September 1, 2019