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INTERNET HOARDING

Investing in a trend that hasn’t started yet (via creating a new hashtag on a social media platform)
Rick: Fam…heilvessel is over here using hashtags that have no traffic behind them. How is he supposed to flourish off that?

Chad: Bro…get with the times. Internet hoarding is now and you’re so yesterday right now.

*Chad ghosts Rick irl*
by OGT THE BISHOP November 14, 2021
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Truth Hoarding

When someone (usually speaking for or about a religion) claims that their beliefs are the one and only truth. While they may not directly impress their beliefs on others, they speak of their beliefs as if it is not possible that the literally thousands of other belief structures out there could be a correct one.
"The only truth in this world is that Christ is the one true savior"

"Hey man, no one knows which religion is right or wrong in the end, not even you, so quit truth hoarding"
by JGII July 8, 2009
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Instrument Hoarding

Collecting musical instruments for the sake of owning them with no intention of learning them. Those who do it are known as Instrument Hoarders or a Pretentious Douche Bag
Girl: So my boyfriend just bought a mandolin. He's so artistic and deep.
Guy: Orly? Does he know how to play?
Girl: No...
Guy: Your boyfriend is a pretentious instrument hoarding douche.
by imthatawesome September 29, 2010
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Mild Hoarding Problem

When a person Hoards things but hasn’t reached the Hoarding level of the people on the TV show Hoarders
They have just a Mild Hoarding Problem, only save food for too long and doesn’t throw away newspapers or old clothes, they haven reached the house so full of crap they can’t live there anymore level.
by Capt_Quint June 5, 2019
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Toilet Paper Hoarding

A panicked reaction to the outbreak of Coronavirus. Apparently above all ass, wiping your ass is the first thing that comes to mind.
Those fuckers are toilet paper hoarding. Of all things...
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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Drum Hoarding

The act of playing on a drum set without considering the people around you. Drum Hoarders typically frustrate company due to the volume of play or the lack of giving other people a turn.
A Drum Hoarder does not have to be good at playing drums; they only play it for a very long period of time, typically with company.
Drum Hoarding also relates to people who spend a large amount of time trying demo drum sets at a store, oblivious to the people possibly waiting in line for a turn.
is jim in the back Drum Hoarding again?
Yes
Well I guess we won't leave the store for another hour
by Whatiwawa December 13, 2010
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reverse hoarding

The act of throwing away hoarded items in your home or various places.
Hey, what are you doing today? Oh I'm reverse hoarding today.
by jax1347 October 28, 2013
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