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Headbanger's Syndrome 

Headbanger's Syndrome occurs when headbanging for lengthy periods of time and after stopping, there is a feeling of being high or very dizzy. This usually only occurs for people that are new to headbanging. After multiple headbanging sessions, this problem should disappear or fade. HAPPY HEADBANGING!!
Maurice~ This is my first time EVER headbanging.... whoa....
Phil~ Headbanging's TIGHT! Lets go!
~two minutes later~
Maurice~ I feel Dizzy and High... lets do it again....
Phil~ Wait a min dude... You probably have Headbanger's Syndrome....
~two seconds later~
Phil~ LET START HEADBANGING!!!

headbanger hair

Preferably long, slick, jet black hair attached to the scalps of true Metalheads. Enabling them to swing it around in a windmill like motion, asserting their dominance as a Totem of Metal.
Examples of Headbanger Hair

Nathan Explosion of Dethklok
George Fisher of Cannibal Corpse
Mick Thompson of Slipknot

headbanger boogie 

"I can't just smoke some regular weed and write, regular weed don't really do nothing for ya thoughts... But when I smoke some headbanger boogie...!"
headbanger boogie by TY2K August 21, 2003

headbanger's ball 

A metal show on MTV2. The show is pretty formuliac: Shadows Fall video, Unearth video, 9 minutes of commercials, 8 more minutes of atreyu/avenged sevenfold. 9 more minutes of commercials, shitty videos interrupted by Jamey jatsa (who deserves to die, considering Hatebreed is so shitty), an eighteen visions video, then more commercials, then another unearth video, etc. Sometimes they actually show good videos, but its usually those shitty watered down metalcore bands. I usually get tired before a good video comes on and i change it. Jamey Jasta needs to be kicked the fuck off the show or learn to shut up
dont watch it, seriously, just download your videos.

headbanger's ball 

A late night show on MTV that once showcased metal and hard rock acts of the time. This gave a big break to many aspiring talents (Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, etc.)
Let's get some pizza and beer and watch Headbanger's Ball

Headbanger's Headache 

It's what you get from Headbanging for a long and intense period of time.
I just got a Headbanger's Headache from listening to Asking Alexandria.