Hamfist

A derivation of "ham-fisted," an adjective meaning "clumsy," "heavy-handed," or "indelicate."

1. To thoroughly dominate, humiliate, or destroy. See example #1.

2. A literal "hamfist." When one wraps his own fist in ham. Fisting a human with a hamfist is optional but the implication is always there.

1. "Wow, the Patriots hamfisted the entire NFL until they lost to the Giants."

"Sit down and pick up a controller. Are you ready to get hamfisted?"

by RR & TO, Linguistic Innovators February 25, 2008

Hamflatch

A rather nasty vagina.

Bry-bry says he dug a big ol' ditch up in that slapper's hamflatch.

by Padge Gnu August 27, 2009

Hamfucked

the process of getting fucked over when being overly greedy in a game.

Bob just got hamfucked on a roll for loot he needed, after winning the roll on everything else.

by goat of anger June 29, 2022

Hamfish

A weirdo who is commonly a sociopath and occasionally racist mainly about religion.
Not many people like him. A Hamfish has many mental problems like a dislike of bacon, denial that his friends are bribed and thinks beanies are fashionable.

person1: I've been payed to be friends with Hamfish

person2: your going to be rich soon

by your a poop face February 26, 2015

Hamfam

An incredible specimen of humanity

George Bush is far from a Hamfam

by Hamfam March 24, 2003

Hamfatter

A word to describe a females outer labia, or beef curtains. That are oversized and look like a chainsaw has come into contact with them.

Jake: Hey bitch, how was that chick last night?
Jimmy: Oh you mean Russell, man she only went and had a Hamfatter.
Jake: What you mean a disgustingly oversized outer labia?
Jimmy: Indeed.

by Elijah McCoy November 2, 2008

hamfisted meme

A meme so horribly shoved into any situation, often a case of some inbred Tumblrina getting angry at someone and littering their comment section with a unrelated picture, lyrics from a song, a copypasta text meme or something like that in order to litter a comments section with immature spam. It's never a logical argument and just shows the poster is pathetic.

Finalspin could not think of any logical argument against the picture that showed there are only two genders, she then copied the description and in a hamfisted meme, tried to work that one old TV show "Wheel of Fortune" in her version of it as she posted into the comments section, proving she was braindead and was a inbred SJW.

by The Painful Reality November 11, 2017