Joshua’s hairbrush

When you shove a hairbrush up your asre then it gets stuck and get your mum to get it out

“Wow that’s really stuck up there Joshua’s hairbrush ”

by Hehebeb March 17, 2022

Rusty Hairbrush

When you're rustling a chick's jammies real hard, but right before she climaxes, you grab that gross hairbrush you use on thursday nights before you go on a date with your octoroc girlfriend and jam it right in her dankey kang barrel.

"You ready for this rusty hairbrush?"
"What?"
*inserts hairbrush*

by TurntSNACO January 10, 2015

The Helsinki Hairbrush

During Bukake, the woman styles her hair into a mohawk using semen.

"I was watching this new German porno last night, and the chick did The Helsinki Hairbrush!"

"That's fucking sick dude. Link me that shit."

by MusicHero3738 July 30, 2012

Ginger's Hairbrush

When a person wearing braces orally pleasures a female natural redhead, or firecrotch.

Billy had to visit the orthodontist after giving Molly the Ginger's Hairbrush went bad.

by TheBigOne February 21, 2005

Purple Hairbrush

An item normally used for brushing your hair, but altered to being used as a sex toy to pleasure ones self.

She was brushing her hair, and got a sudden urge to pleasure her self with her purple hairbrush.

by WhatABigYikes May 28, 2018

Zebra Hairbrush

A hairbrush that is owned by Gilas. It smells like it was the hairbrush of something dead.

Ew Gilda has a zebra hairbrush what a loser.

by Teddyaltmanisbad101 October 16, 2021

Haircrush

When one person envies another person's hair, usually a male envying another male, as it is more common with girls.

Me: Dude.....I have such a haircrush on Vic Fuentes...

Kyle: That's really gay....but yeah I don't blame you.

by chocotaco! September 14, 2009