gymnastics 

A sport which is divided into two different parts : Artistic Gymnastics -the most popular sport at the Olympics after Athletics - and Rhythmic Gymnastics - also in the Olympics but not as popular and classified as a different sport.

In artistic gymnastics there are 8 different apparatus - Vault, Uneven Bars, Beam and Floor for the women and Floor, Pommel Horse, Rings, Vault, Parallel Bars and High Bar for the men.

Exercises include multiple somersaults/somersaults with twists, jumps and dance elements. Requires great power, flexibility, determination and will power, and a high level of fitness.

Rhythmic Gymnastics, or RSG for short, in a nutshell, involves women - men don't do RSG - who are too tall for AG bending their bodies into grotesque shapes while chucking either a ball, club, rope or ribbon in the air. Requires great flexibility. Judging at international competitions is often biased and fixed, and the very top gymnasts always seem to get temporarily banned for drug abuse...

Person One : We booked our gymnastics tickets for the Olympics!!

Person Two : AG or RSG?

Person One : RSG

Person Two : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

gymnastics by Anon June 12, 2004

carnal gymnastics 

to have vaginal sex or "know" in the biblical sense

"did you see tom with that acrobat last night?"
"yeh, from what i heard they did carnal gymnastics all night long"

carnal gymnastics by chad michael April 14, 2008

jewish gymnastics 

Using the gift of gab to avoid paying a bill.

Isaac used jewish gymnastics to avoid paying for dinner.

jewish gymnastics by Irwin R. Scheister Jr. March 25, 2016

Gymnastical

To perform with the skill of a gymnist

Your dive for that ball was so gymnastical.

Gymnastical by Jason Marchi June 7, 2008

gymnasts relate

A really fun and funny instagram page that basically every gymnast follows. It’s run by Carrie Ebbin, A really cool 16 year old girl and has over 340,000 followers.

You should follow gymnasts relate on instagram!

gymnasts relate by gymnast1234456 October 17, 2018

mental gymnastics 

Complex mental acrobatics done to quell one's cognitive dissonance.

That guy sure did some wild mental gymnastics just to justify his hate towards muslims.

mental gymnastics by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 20, 2021

wilton high school gymnastics 

1. one word: hottttt
2. coolest girls you will ever meet
3. talented
4. pain, what does that mean?
5. celery celery crunch crunch....we're cool
6. the funnest team to ever be on
7. more than cool to watch---it's full of serious, driven girls

Dude, those WHS gymnasts are awesome.

wilton high school gymnastics by warrior April 20, 2005