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Guiness is nector for hippies.
Hey bro, wanna go puff some nugs and drink some Guiness?
by Leandro October 25, 2004
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Guiness Fart

A fart produced after the consumption of much Guiness that is so foul and lethal to the nose that the drinking of Guiness may be prohibited by friends and loved ones.
"Fucking hell Ant, even you look disgusted by that one, no more Guiness for you. Guiness fart? Did you shit yourself?"
by Ehwhy August 11, 2020
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Oh my gushness

1. When you’re banging your lady and she starts to gush (cum or urine if you’re nasty).

2. When you’re giving it to your man and your cum mixes with the lube and gushes out.
Leanna: ‘Oh my gushness Jasmine, last night Leon made me pour like waterfall

Pedro: ‘I rode him so hard until he moaned “oh my gushness, I’m gushing.”’
by Wyatt_define July 7, 2024
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3 Minute Guiness

Drinking a Guiness in less than 3 minutes, but more than 2 minutes. It’s fast enough to be efficient and slow enough to be enjoyable.
Hey, we should do a 3 Minute Guiness before the movie. We don’t have a lot of time, but it will be fun.
by Oneofthebois February 25, 2026
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