a word used in such scenarios that other words may not be appropriate so thus gurts is introduced. It can mean anything and those involved in the conversation know what it means by the context surrounding it. Usually used in less serious situations
by knifeinflavor123 February 3, 2010
by AjHitThemWithaGurt February 20, 2020
The term used to refer to small, fat little girls who have hair that glows as ginger as the sun. Often seen munching burgers and breathing heavily, they are very shy when outside their natural habitat of fast food establishments where they enjoy sitting with fugly fugs and bathing in grease.
Person 1: Oh my god, try not to laugh but there's a gurt coming down the corridor....
Person 2: Are you serious!? I hear if you look directly at one you put on 10 stone!!
Person 2: Are you serious!? I hear if you look directly at one you put on 10 stone!!
by Dracil malfeenan November 2, 2010
What happens when you open a container of yogurt and the pressure inside the cup forces a small amount of yogurt out of the cup and onto yourself or others close to you.
1. I hope this banana berry bliss doesn't gurt all over me.
2. Damn it! I just got gurted on! Stupid Yoplait...
2. Damn it! I just got gurted on! Stupid Yoplait...
by misterredbeard March 12, 2009
1. (verb) The act of sodomizing a duck or other type of waterfowl repeatedly.
2. (noun) A person who conducts such an act
2. (noun) A person who conducts such an act
1. Sorry, I didn't get much sleep. I was up all night by the ponds gurting.
2. Look at that gurt. He's got feathers all over his pants.
2. Look at that gurt. He's got feathers all over his pants.
by Snipeduh January 10, 2010
by THURST 360 March 7, 2008
1) A small, promiscuous asian girl with a high tolerance for grief and a considerably immature sense of humor (despite what she may want people to think).
2) Gurt-ball - One who exibits ALL of the trait characteristics of a Gurt.
2) Gurt-ball - One who exibits ALL of the trait characteristics of a Gurt.
by Anonymous March 1, 2005