guppy

a complete L magnet and he cannot catch a win. gets no girls, brain dead, can’t reproduce, ugly, but likely good at video games(specifically car soccer)

friend 1: yo should jack come over?
friend 2: nah he’s a total guppy

by lmaoguppy January 7, 2021

guppy

Young male wigga aged from 11-15, acting ghetto although he comes from the suburbs. A guppy will hang around with numerous other guppies doing nothing. A Guppy listens to Hiphop but only that which makes it into the Pop charts.

Bob was acting a right guppy until someone gave him a good beating

by And What?! August 21, 2005

Guppie

When someone sucks ur Nipples to hard and they turn red

This random girl on the street gave me guppies

by Dickchocolate March 8, 2017

guppy

a small, derpy fish that is easy to breed. throw 2 or 3 of them in a cup of water, and in about a month you will have 300 guppies. people will pay about 50 cents a guppy, and up to 60 dollars for a pime breeding pair of guppies, such as a double sword snakeskin, maybe a maroon moscow, or a red grass variety guppy.

the guppy buisness is a gold mine. and whats more, if your guppies produce any mutations or ugly fish, give them to your cat, or to your sushi loving neighbor.

damn, that guppy wont stop trying to rape that other guppy!

by guppy breeding guru August 20, 2012

guppy

A term often used to describe self-centered bastards. These people often have a pathetic taste in music and food, have non-existing socializing skills and lack immense discipline on every terrain. A key factor to identifying them is that they (a) only EVER talk about how good THEY are in everything only when it is NEVER true and also (b) never ask/care about other people's interests or feelings . These people only put themselves at the top of everything and dream of greatness they'll never archive.

"He's so mean to me!"
"No , he's just being a guppy...."

by Ironman4life June 2, 2014

GUPPY

The largest thing in the universe. This object (somehow defined as a girl) weighs an infinite amount of weight, and can be defined as kaylee. GUPPY cries about 23 hours and 49 minutes each day, yet she is able to maintain her gigantic weight. This object is the ninth wonder in the world. 'She' often likes to eat people's pants, and likes to find any chance 'she' can to get other people in trouble.

GUPPY ate my pants

by Tacobell Owner 'totally legit' February 5, 2017

Guppy.

The act of slapping someone under the chin, usually closer to their neck.

When I entered class I saw my friend Harold. I then walked up to him and gave him the "Guppy."

by VinnyVeech33 November 17, 2010