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A guppy is a small, boney fish that is normally nothing more than food for larger fish, therefore they find the biggest school of fish they can see and plant themselves right in the middle. A guppy is a person who strives for the status quo and defends any position the majority tells him to.
All the minimum wage guppies rejoiced when the government gave General Motors 50 billion dollars in bailout money.

The guppy rests easy knowing that the pension plans for GM's highest paid executives are intact and gaining interest.
by TheeGr8one April 7, 2010
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