gumperson

A person who texts you, follows you, wants to be with you all the time.

My ex girlfriend is a gumperson. She calls me everyday.

by Reday March 20, 2023

Gumperflupp

Someone who dislike anybody named Jeff/Jefferson to an extreme degree and will kill anybody named Jefferson on sight.

Leander has been a real gumperflupp lately.

by Mr bloop April 25, 2024

Gampher

To enhance or make better. To block an initiative. To gold-plate a PoC.

Everything was fucked, but Andy Gamphered it back to good! He's gamphering me. I can't move forward until he gets his shit done. That's not a proof-of-concept, he Gamphered a production-ready solution.

by badassmofodawg June 24, 2025

GumperJumper

An inflatable jumper half-filled with mentally diagnosed retarded adults, and half-filled with conscious thinking adults, all having sex with the other, with the female partner bouncing as high up and down as they can on the male genitalia.

Morgan: Hey David, Samantha invited me to a GumperJumper tomorrow night, wanna go have sex with some normal people?
David: eughh uhhhhh ergummmm yeth David I wan go thumping with yew.

by PublicToiletLicker August 16, 2025

shumper gumper

A very cute and spoiled kid

Boy that beny myers sure is spoiled and misbehaved.
Yes he does enjoy acting like a shumper gumper.

by kbens March 5, 2012

The Gumper

When one has intense, vigorous sexual intercourse with themselves or their partner to the point where they lose all cognitive recognition.

"I remember the time Johnny gave himself The Gumper down behind my dad's camper with the life-sized blow up doll of Nicolas cage."

Honey, if you give me another Gumper I may never snap out of it.

Thanks babe, can I have another Gumper?

by Pseudosaur May 30, 2018

Forest Gumper

dumper nociggies rolladumper raidtheashtray poor

‘Hey dude we are out of ciggies so hit the ashtray, dunno what’s in there but just roll up a Forest Gumper n roll with it’
‘I’m so high. No smokes. Roll a Forest Gumper!’

by ParkerRightoverthereplease July 12, 2018