The worst possible food to bring to a party. I you are going to a party where you absolutely hate the host/hostess, bring a large bowl of these tasty treats for the guests to share! I believe Walmart carries them in bulk. It will instantly be a hit and before you know it, the whole bowl will be devoured if you have friends like I do.
Twenty five minutes later, all hell will break lose. If the house that the party has a ratio of one bathroom per person at the party, you'll be fine. If it doesn't, I'm sorry. Anyone who has a digestive system and consumed more than ten of these little devils, will have explosive diarrhea for approximately the next twelve hours. I'm not exactly sure why these aren't illegal in the US yet but they aren't. You'll start sweating and the urge to splurge will overwhelm you. If you make it to the bathroom in time, you'll be there for a while so if you can speak, call a family member/freind to cancel your school/job for the next day because there is recovery time needed.
Twenty five minutes later, all hell will break lose. If the house that the party has a ratio of one bathroom per person at the party, you'll be fine. If it doesn't, I'm sorry. Anyone who has a digestive system and consumed more than ten of these little devils, will have explosive diarrhea for approximately the next twelve hours. I'm not exactly sure why these aren't illegal in the US yet but they aren't. You'll start sweating and the urge to splurge will overwhelm you. If you make it to the bathroom in time, you'll be there for a while so if you can speak, call a family member/freind to cancel your school/job for the next day because there is recovery time needed.
How'd the party go?
Jack pulled the sugarless gummy bear one again..ughhh..
Is everyone still there?
Yea
Jack pulled the sugarless gummy bear one again..ughhh..
Is everyone still there?
Yea
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The Gummy Bear Song Lyrics:
Oh, I'm a gummy bear! Yes, I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear! I'm a jelly bear. Cuz I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a movin' groovin' moovin' jammin' singin' gummy bear! Oh yeah!
Oh, I'm a gummy bear! Yes, I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear! I'm a jelly bear. Cuz I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a movin' groovin' moovin' jammin' singin' gummy bear! Oh yeah!
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The white gummy bear is a drink invented in 2007 by Monkey, a bartender at the world famous Swiss Pub. A very popular drink especially among people who are high.
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Guy 1: Gummi Bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere.
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Guy 1: It's an old Disney cartoon show.
Guy 2: How come I never heard of it?
Guy 1: Most people of today thought Disney is all about Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Guy 1: It's an old Disney cartoon show.
Guy 2: How come I never heard of it?
Guy 1: Most people of today thought Disney is all about Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.
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the gummy bear's cave: the one partner takes many gummy bears and places inside the vagina and the goal is to eat her out until u have successfully removed and eaten all of the gummy bears
gummy bear pump: a blow job in which the partner blowing has a mouth full of gummy bears (WARNING: this is a choking hazard)
gummy buffet: when gummy bears are placed all over one partners stomach and the other(s) each them off without using their hands
the gummy bear's cave: the one partner takes many gummy bears and places inside the vagina and the goal is to eat her out until u have successfully removed and eaten all of the gummy bears
gummy bear pump: a blow job in which the partner blowing has a mouth full of gummy bears (WARNING: this is a choking hazard)
gummy buffet: when gummy bears are placed all over one partners stomach and the other(s) each them off without using their hands
tim: omg this chick gave me a gummy bear pump last night and i had to do the hiemlick!
jim: thats almost as bad as when we did a gummy bear 's cave and see had her period!
jim: thats almost as bad as when we did a gummy bear 's cave and see had her period!
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