Guitarist's Manicure

When you only clip the nails of the four fingers that hold the strings down, cause you're to lazy to cut them all, and you just wanna play guitar.

my stupid fingernails keep messing up my chords... time for a Guitarist's Manicure.

by psychosumaddict April 14, 2011

Guitarist

God's gift to fingering.

"So, how did your date go last night?"

"Oh my God! It was amazing, he was a guitarist, if you know what I mean... ;)"

*Spontaneously orgasms"

by BCJLandslide January 5, 2014

Guitarist

someone who plays guitar for pleasure of performance not to be confused with people who play guitar hero, think their good and decide to get a £60 inclusive guitar and amp from a pathetic shop. guitarist's are normally pretty chill and hate drummers coz they wont stop drumming while your trying to lay down a sexy riff. good guitarist - need be just one HENDRIX

idiot: wow im really good at guitar hero i might start playing actual guitar

actual guitarist: go away you dick. its 6 strings and 126 notes not 5 fucking buttons...foole

by an actual guitarist March 4, 2010

guns n' roses lead guitarist

to urinate, to take a slash

i have to go and take a guns n' roses lead guitarist, i'll be back in a minute

by DiggyPoos April 18, 2010

lead guitarist

Guitarist who repeatedly decides to step out of the rhythm of the song and try to wow the audience with a flashy guitar solo, rather than just continuously play chords.

Lead Guitarist (to sound guy): I'm gonna do a solo, so turn me way up and turn everybody else way down.

Lead guitarist (to bassist): Dude, I get way more pussy than you.

by kkaarrll2 July 5, 2009

guitarnage

guitar carnage.Abbreviated / combined form of guitar carnage. Loud guitar barrage. Coined by music journalist Mark Fraser

They executed their three way guitarnage.

Sweaty, loud guitarnage

by Mark Fraser July 16, 2008

guitaralingus

A method of playing guitar that is not for the faint of heart or faint of tongue in which the player uses his or her tongue to pick notes on the guitar. In general, this method will not result in the guitar getting the shakes, cussing like a sailor, nor squirting.

Man, that front man for the blues band was very skilled in guitaralingus. His girlfriend must be very happy, but i hope he's insured, that's not covered on my PPO.

by Lederhosen Leif February 25, 2009