guinness

The drink that inspired the Irish rebellion of 1916. Although that got rid of the English, they've been since coming back to drink it. Turns your shit black! Can also rip the hole of ya on the way out, and may dissolve your bowels! But it's worth it....honest!

Jaysus! I've just shit a black baby elephant after that Guinness last night.

by John David Dickenson January 13, 2004

guine

guine means italian person

look at that guine acting gangsta

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Guin

1) n. A penguin, but more specifically, one that has sexual connotations.

2) v. To perform fellatio on a penguin.

3) adj. (guinly) something quin-like or guin-related

That guinly chick is a total whore. GUIN ME! Look at that guin sittin up on that bar.

by Alex Gunderson January 1, 2008

Guinnessing

The act of ejaculating on a females head to make her look like a pint of Guinness

Barrington - Oi fam did you smash that Irish ting last night?
Ramraj - Yeh bruhh, I gave her a proper Guinnessing
Barrington - A what?! :/
Ramraj - You don't know shit!

by Assfinger9000 November 22, 2016

guin

Guin originated in 1953 when two English lads got into a argument about who was more sexy. Eventualy one english lad pounced on the other english lad and began a bloody massacre that lasted 7 days and 7 nights kind of like Noahs Ark, at the end of the ruccus 1 english man arose victor and the Queen of england pronounced him "Guin" for sexy man who can kick some ass.

The dude Chris is such a guin dont you think Stigmatic?

by Tyler Hartley May 30, 2006

GUIne

Someone who codes graphical user interfaces (GUI).

-Who is the person doing the new interfaces?
-Michou is the GUIne.

by NoWoL May 16, 2010

guin

A fun, loveing, athletic chick. Usually has a great sense of humor and can make anyone laugh. Usually a very strongly opinionated person...like a huge opinion. Usually very popular and has lots of friends and lots of admirers. Normally, extremely beautiful and striking to the opposite sex with great facial and body features. Usually very intelligent but at times can be...SLOW . A very memorable person. Very sweet, but very strong phisically and mentally so don't get on her bad side. Definitely a person you want in your life, and the kinda person you want to be liked by.she is amazing at everything she does. She is the kind of person you want to have around and want to have on your side when you're on an argument you don't want to be on her bad side ever so don't push her… Buttons.

matt~ guin is amazing

jake~ she's to good for you... but keep dreaming

matt~ you know i will

by guin23 February 26, 2017