Guillotine

A Death Grips single from their 2011 mixtape Exmilitary, widely known amongst Death Grips and non Death Grips fans for the iconic screaming of MC RIDE in the track. Despite it arguably being the worst song on the mixtape it is one of the most popular songs from it and their entire discography as a whole. This is possibly due to it being the only single from the mixtape posted publicly on mainstream streaming services due it being the only song on the album with fully original production and not requiring any sampling rights
This song is also a good way to weed out who is a real (or basic) Death Grips fan or if a girl is a red flag or not

"Yeah man I was sliding in that one girl's DMs the other night" - Guy 1
"Oh word?!?" - Guy 2

"Yeah I found out she like's Hello Kitty and she even like's Death Grips too dude her favorite track is Guillotine" - Guy 1
"Stay the hell away from that girl, total redflag man." - Guy 2
"Oh you think so?" - Guy 1
"Yeah she only said that so she could relate to your weird ass. Death Grips sucks dude, especially that one shitty song Guillotine" - Guy 2

by Zach Hill's Friend November 18, 2023

Guillotine Punt

A horizontal guillotine running on a track supported by FOUR posts. Your head goes between the tracks. As the guillotine blade approches, a light notifies you to begin a swift kicking motion (Put all you have into it!) An arm is triggered as the blade passes which pushes your detached head forward, making contact with your extended leg. The best case scenario is you punt your own severed head into the grand canyon. (Very difficult to achieve as you only get one try.)

The guillotine punt is a real “kick” to try!

by King of Death Metal April 5, 2019

Guillotine Gorilla

The anime definition of Jumping the shark

The phrase comes from the Anime Samurai Flamenco . During episode 7 when after the previous 6 episodes establish that series was about a normal guy trying to become a Super hero in a realistic world. Midway through the episode during a drug bust, a random criminal suddenly transforms into a Guillotine Gorilla and kills a few officers. Since that point the show continued to escalate and completely changed the tone of the series.

I stopped watching this show after they pulled a Guillotine Gorilla. It was never the same again.

by The_Last_GhostGuy October 23, 2018

Guillotine Elbow

The un-recognised medical condition for people who spend most of their time at work operating old, stiff, heavy paper guillotine cutters. An elbow injury for Office Supplies workers.

X: "can you cut this paper work in half for me?"

Y:"I've already got guillotine elbow from the last job lot you gave me!"

by Raze Agenda December 9, 2009

Guillotine 2020

The Guillotine 2020 occurs in the event when you are with two thick, flexible, bad bitches who are down to fuck. To preform the Guillotine 2020 the bitches have to be on their backs on a elevated surface (eg.on a bed, table, couch, counter, desk). Next their legs have to be over their head "like a pretzel". Then in a swivelling motion thrust your pelvis and alternate which bitch to fuck each thrust. It's the ultimate move for a skilled indecisive man. The Guillotine 2020 got it's name from the famous youtubers/rappers Zias and B.Lou.

Eg.

Blou: I'm thinking about pulling the Guillotine 2020.
Zias: Ouu
B.Lou: They don't even know about the Guillotine 2020 do they.
Zias: Tell em' bout the Guillontine 2020 B.Lou
B.Lou: Shitttt first off....

by Bagsツ July 14, 2019

guillotine rub

when a person with dentures takes them out then performs fellatio

guillotine rub a is blowjob from a person without any teeth

by rr879 April 19, 2014

guillotine posting

Posting images of guillotines either in reference to information about capitalism/corporate greed/corruption sometimes in combination with "eat the rich" slogan.

Tweet: "Amazon will pay $0 in federal income taxes on $11.2 billion in profit."
Replies: *guillotine posting"

by MrBober August 22, 2023