Guiness

A person that is inexplicable. Guiness is quirky, lively, and unpredictable. You will often find yourself double taking a "Guiness" statement. Through all of this you will recognize an affectionate friend that is always there to talk and add a random narrative to brighten your day. When you first meet a Guiness you will realize instantly that he is your soul mate.

"That is so Guiness."

by lookkittens! September 11, 2010

Guiness

A majority black gang bang, the whites giving the head and the blacks cummin up the rear.

"Crikey I did'nt half enjoy that Guiness last night"

"Nothing like a nice Guiness, good for the heart"

by Monkey08 March 13, 2008

guides

Abbreviation for guidette. An Italian girl who dresses good, tans alot, loves to club, and lives for the summer and spending it down the shore. She parties alot and does so with her guidos.

"Those two guides are hot stuff. They know how to shake it for some guidos."

"I wanna be like those guides!"

by geeonnuhh September 9, 2005

Guiness

1. guiness is buff
2.guiness is fit
3. guiness is guiness

I love guiness (robbie orr)

by Sex godess February 22, 2004

Guiness pipe

To fuck someone up the ass.

I rid that doll up the guiness pipe.

by Dwain Xain Zedong July 19, 2009

Guiness Vouchers

The Irish equivalent of money. Barter in exchange for Guiness, AKA money paid at a Bar

Jim, I got my 300 Guiness Vouchers bonus last week

by davewebsmith November 2, 2010

guiness

Guiness is nector for hippies.

Hey bro, wanna go puff some nugs and drink some Guiness?

by Leandro October 25, 2004