10 points for Gryffindor

a phrase used to communicate that you just had sex

I finally had sex with my last girlfriend. After we finally did it for the first time, I reached across her, grabbed my cell, and text my friend "10 points for Gryffindor!"

by thatbk423 April 15, 2010

Ten Points for Gryffindor

The term defining the event where a man and a woman are having intercourse in a bedroom, and upon the time of finishing, a third party who has been hiding in the closet, unbeknowsnt to the man or woman, jumps out and yells "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!" and promptly runs out of the room. Usually works best with random hook ups, but also is well suited for sex within a relationship.

"Yo dude, you remember how Chris was with that random girl last night? I so ten points for gryffindored them"

by 5079th October 17, 2008

10 Points for Gryffindor

Used to state an achievement or compliment someone on an achievement. Commonly used in Halo LAN parties, especially those in the Emmaus, PA area.

"Haha I just stuck you. 10 Points for Gryffindor!"

Guy: "Dude I just got a triple kill!"
Rest of Team: "10 Points for Gryffindor!"

by BJ69PA December 28, 2005

Cole Gryffindor

A tall guy with fluffy hair with a huge fucking ego. He has great physique with a high IQ. But has low emotional intelligence. He probably likes to play with girls hearts and leave them when they aren’t good “use” anymore. He probably uses girls to build his ego for fun! 🤩 because he’s a piece of shit person with no fucking heart left, he probably picks lust over connection.

Me: is that Cole Gryffindor? I don’t like that guy. he just wants to play games with bitches for fun 🤩

by DaisyDimples July 9, 2025

ten points to gryffindor!

When someone says something dirty/clever/witty or does something cool

Person 1: Bro I just realized..If air is clear to us..does that mean water is clear to fish??

Person 2: TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!

by herp dee der January 30, 2017

Any house but Gryffindor

You’re basically an NPC if you’re not in Gryffindor.

Oh you were sorted into any house but Gryffindor?? You’re definitely not the main character.

by Poonwizard February 6, 2023

The Sword of Gryffindor

When she’s packing more than just Harry Potter’s wand under her robe.

She was smokin hot but surprised me with the sword of gryffindor. It was bigger than mine. It was all good till she started giving me the old turkey slap.

by Dick Onchin March 9, 2024