Grogan

The dirty poo you do after a big night of drinking.

Oh man, I did a filthy grogan this morning after all those beers at the brewery last night. The bowl will never be the same!

by Chap_dog December 11, 2022

Grogan

Grogan (aka “Psychojaks”): A meme believed to have originated on 4chan, later spreading to platforms like SpaceHey and Reddit, they are known for uncanny proportions and disturbing representations of their meanings.

Unlike Pepe or Wojaks, Grogans are far less of emotional proxies than they are meta-ironic depictions of raw, unfiltered torment and rage. They stand apart from other reaction imagery with their unrelenting grotesquerie and disturbing edge.

Grogans are frequently portrayed in elaborate, nightmarish art, mutilated and contorted, or thrust into scenes of visceral brutality creating humor out of something deeply unsettling. The original Grogan, dubbed “Ragefiend,” remains a recurring figure in the webseries "The Grogans."

Daniel: "Hey, you see the new comic from 'The Grogans?' it's got the Sightshooter in it!"
Eli: "Of course I have, these things are taking over the internet bro!"

by waxenfalls March 24, 2025

Grogan Josh

1. When you've gone out for a curry and ordered a Rogan Josh, but what you get is foul tasting and not at all what you expected - A Grogan josh

Or

2. The aftermath of a Rogan Josh.
3. To go down on someones arsehole, a play on Rogan Josh

1. Rogan Josh, more like Grogan Josh
2. Dude, that Rogan Josh I had last night totally turned in to a Grogan Josh
3. Mate, I thought I was getting a Rogan Josh. But she totally flipped it and gave me a Grogan Josh

by Muggy Mughito January 12, 2018

Grogan Prarie Dog

The act of 'Prarie Dogging' with a 'Grogan' in one single move. That is, when your poo is still hanging on to your anal sphincter and simultaneously touches the water in the toilet bowl and you subsequently manage to suck the poo back into your anal canal. It is readily accepted as the "ultimate move" when taking a dump.

Holy ****! Dave! Come here man, I'm pretty sure I just shat a Grogan Prarie Dog! I slurped that sucker right back up!

by groganjosh February 16, 2010

grogan country

toileting area of land ,for larger outdoor gatherings of men and women, land area used as natural ablutions for army service personell , no excavation of soil ,..so crap ,poos,shits ,turds ,grogansabound plentiful on the ground exposed as not to disturb natural bushland surrounds

man when you need a crap ,to snap of a brownie,you've gotta run,so into the bushland till your done,..don't tread in grogans ,in grogan country,it aint no fun

by member >leanmean green machine July 24, 2009

Taking a Grogan

Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."

"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."

by Alex in East Los Angeles August 28, 2014

reverse grogan

Applies when a person sits the opposite way on the shitter during the act of laying a grogan. ie Facing the wall.

This term can also apply to laying of a brogan and aargan, but not usually a frogan.

Bill particularly enjoyed laying reverse grogans due to the fascinating mural of Bertha's aggots on the wall.

by Boon March 9, 2004