by socco ball July 13, 2009
Get the plum gobbler mug.When A Guy Injects Cocaine Into His Dick Or Balls And Makes You Give Him A Blowjob To Get It Out. Works Especially Well With Airport Security.
Jeb - Bro, I was At This Crazy Party Last Night, And This Guy Injected Cocaine Into His Dick. Those Girls Turned Into Vacuums!
Edith - Oh Yeah? That's The Cocaine Gobbler In Action!
Edith - Oh Yeah? That's The Cocaine Gobbler In Action!
by Edith The Local Kid Fapper July 10, 2020
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the act of watching hockey with a russian girl or any girl who is or who's family is from the former Soviet Union, pulling out a large turkey leg beating it with her until she is unconscious then proceeding to eat her out while yelling *gobble gobble gobble*
Guy #1: BRUH I just gave that fine russian piece of meat a mean Soviet Turkey Gobbler she never even knew what hit her!!
Guy#2: Niiiiiiiice job bruh!!
Guy#2: Niiiiiiiice job bruh!!
by jim567483 December 26, 2011
Get the Soviet Turkey Gobbler mug.by Jack Goff September 9, 2006
Get the wad gobbler mug.A pussy gobbling technique created by the girls from Call Her Daddy. It involves making out with a girls pussy while swirling your tongue in an infinity symbol motion. You also have to finger her, hum to make her feel like she’s using her vibrator and slurp her clit for the ultimate sensation. It guarantees the best feeling for her and is successful most of the time in giving her a big O.
by Star Spangled Banger May 16, 2019
Get the The Cooch Gobbler Combo mug.The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.
My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.
by weezarc June 1, 2010
Get the The Cock Gobbler mug.The Large Breasted Knob Gobbler is a majestic bird with large heaving breasts and most commonly feeds on knobs. You can most commonly find the Large Breasted Knob Gobbler in the city at night, searching for knobs to gobble. They are generally attracted to locations with flashy lights and loud noises, where they are most likely to find an ample source of knobs.
Waldo: "Holy Shit! Marge! Get over here quick! It's a Large Breasted Knob Gobbler on the neighbors stoop!!"
Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"
Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"
by Bilboliololo February 24, 2013
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