griffins bridge

the area between your arse and your sack

man i got an itch tryin to cross griffins bridge

by j j mclure June 28, 2009

The Griffith Femto Theory

A theory stating that the internet is so vast and so random that you could post a random photo claiming it's a meme from the future, and at some point the photo will gain relevance as a meme.

Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?

Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory

by ZenaMudry November 27, 2021

chris griffin

chris griffin= fat, dumb and blond

Chris Griffin : hey stewie, i just had a nap. do you want an eye booger?
stewie:aaaaggggghhhhh*whacks chris with stick*

by digity cat August 3, 2007

Peter Griffin

The most epic man on planet earth from the hit show Family guy. Which such catchphrases as “Hey Lois” and “Frickin sweet”

Peter Griffin: This is worst then the time I insert cutaway gag. Ehehehehehheheh

by MUGlol69 September 30, 2021

Peter Griffin

Main character from the hit show Family Guy. Resides in Quahoq, Rhode Island (Formerly known as Petoria.) Husband to Lois Griffin with three children: Meg, Chris, and Stewie. Extremely rude, vulgar man with strict views on the world. Resides in his own un-defined state of mind.

They got a chair that frea-kin' talks, Holy Crap!

by LordRemus November 1, 2004

Griffindork

A common name ( in the world of fan fiction and Harry potter) for those big-headed griffindorthis is mainly/only used by Syltherin the common enemy of the griffindorks.

Draco : oh I'm stuck in detention with a griffindork, my father will hear about this!
Harry : really griffindork that's your best comeback how are you even an antagonist in this story.!

by Kiahna September 11, 2012

Brian Griffin

Brian is the family's dog on FOX's hit cartoon, Family Guy. Brian talks, walks on two feet, enjoys martinis, and goes to college, but is, well, still a dog and not just by appearance. He has many dog habbits such as eating garbage, licking himself and being afraid of the vacuum cleaner. Brian is often the voice of reason in the family, frequently reminding Peter how stupid his ideas are. Despite the fact that he is a dog, Brian dates human women regularly. His past love interests have included bulimic, stereotypical "dumb blonde" Jillian Russell, Lauren Conrad, real-life star of the reality show The Hills, Tracy Flannigan, the mother of his illegitimate son, Dylan, and Rita a middle-aged woman whom he proposed to. Other than humans, Brian also dated Carter Pewterschmidt's greyhound Sea Breeze, who is assumed to be pregnant with Brian's puppies, but that the real father turns out to be Ted Turner, as stated in Screwed the Pooch.

Lois: Brian, your home early, what happened to your date?
Brian Griffin: The same thing that always happens. She was an idiot.

Brian: You are really pretty
Girl at Bar: Thanks
Brian: You know, uh, I wrote a book
Girl at Bar: What's that?
Brian: It's like a long magazine
Girl at Bar: Huh?
Brian: It's like the Internet made out of a tree
Girl at Bar: Oh, weird. You want to have sex in the bathroom?
Brian: Oh gosh, what a treat, yes I would like that

Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter those aren't your kids. That's the Nick-At-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighters.
Peter: Red, blue, green...
Brian: Those are colors.

by fantasy. December 24, 2009