green goblin

When you spread you ass cheeks and pieces or smudges of shit are spread all over your asshole and the surrounding area of your asshole

Man Sean has the nastiest green goblin ass hole I have ever seen, Does he ever fucking wipe!

by BIG G! November 5, 2007

green light goblin

a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first

I got stuck behind a green light goblin yesterday, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.

by Überschwanz February 28, 2007

green light goblin

a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first

I got stuck behind a green light goblin last night, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.

by Überschwanz July 20, 2008

The Green Gas Goblin

The green gas goblin, aka Unvoicedzoo is a deformed fatass that sneaks into peoples attics and farts green gas. He tries to get pay back from everyone that said to him he farts green gas and how he doesn’t shower. Watch out for him, his farts can kill anyone in a second. The only way for him to disappear is if you say, thats not funny

Yo the green gas goblin is back!
What?
LOOK BEHIND YOU
What you mean- A

by messithegoatfr June 23, 2023

GREEN GOBLIN

While having sex in the missionary position you shoot a snot rocket into your S/O mouth then put your hand over it until they swallow.

DId you hear that Mike gave Robert a green goblin yesterday?

by KRAFTMAID00189 December 4, 2020

The Green Goblin

To have a green snatch or p**sy, and or have some sort of STD or are just Thots.
A.K.A. B.Prep B*tches

*Thot walks by*

" Damn she gotta fat a**.."
" Yea but she git the Green Goblin"
"Damn, f*** that nobody tryna get STD's out here."

by A REAL FUCKIN SAVAGE January 7, 2020

Green goblin

Green goblin, a sexual activity that stoners participate in. The green goblin comprises of punching a cone of marijuana whilst getting your shaft throat slammed by your lady friend.

"Hey ash how was the party on Friday"
"It was awesome Stacey gave me a green goblin in the dunnies"

by Greenleaf September 25, 2016