green goblin

When you spread you ass cheeks and pieces or smudges of shit are spread all over your asshole and the surrounding area of your asshole

Man Sean has the nastiest green goblin ass hole I have ever seen, Does he ever fucking wipe!

by BIG G! November 5, 2007

green light goblin

a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first

I got stuck behind a green light goblin yesterday, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.

by Überschwanz February 28, 2007

green light goblin

a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first

I got stuck behind a green light goblin last night, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.

by Überschwanz July 20, 2008

The Green Gas Goblin

The green gas goblin, aka Unvoicedzoo is a deformed fatass that sneaks into peoples attics and farts green gas. He tries to get pay back from everyone that said to him he farts green gas and how he doesn’t shower. Watch out for him, his farts can kill anyone in a second. The only way for him to disappear is if you say, thats not funny

Yo the green gas goblin is back!
What?
LOOK BEHIND YOU
What you mean- A

by messithegoatfr June 23, 2023

Green goblin

Sour four loko it will get you flying

Guy one: “I just drank two green goblins tonight
Guy two: now I gotta pick you up off the floor

by The crusader June 26, 2023

green goblin goober

Willem Dafoe’s large penis

Willem Defoe has a Green Goblin Goober. It’s a big penis.

by Green Goblin Goober March 21, 2023

Green Goblin

Similar to a black nasty, green goblins are any fitted hats or snap backs with a green brim under. Usually seen in snap backs. Green and black brims are considered bummy as fuck.

Gordon - Yo bro this fitted is nice as fuck. You finna cop?

Rick - I Nah bro thas a green goblin my guy.

Gordon - Respect

by G6Saitin December 3, 2021