masterbating with a cheese grater

Doing a task that is not a good idea

Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

by matt1975 September 10, 2012

Mongolian Cheese Grater

A sexual act in which the giver chews around the recievers asshole until they draw blood.

Damn....that Mongolian cheese grater I gave your mom must have been good. She hasn't walked for weeks.

by BronzeArmor March 12, 2008

Tallahassee cheese grater

A very toothsome blowjob, very toothy on the downstroke, mainly given by Taylor Swift fans.

I mean…the date was going awesome…then she gave me a Tallahassee Cheese Grater and now it hurts to pee, man!

by Blam B. Brigadoon October 1, 2023

wisconsin cheese grater

dont shower for weeks. build up dick cheese on or around your ball sack. then let it dry out. then have a chick take her teeth in a cheese grater like fashion and grate the cheese off your sack for you. do with it what you want afterwards.

that bitch gave me the wisconsin cheese grater and sprinkled it on her spaghetti.

by donigle November 21, 2011

Dick Cheese Grater

When your girl swallows razor blades and then proceeds to give you a blowjob.

Weird Guy: Dude I want Jodie to give me a Dick Cheese Grater.

Normal Guy: What the hell is wrong you?

by SoundsLikeBen February 26, 2019

Cheese Grater Dick

Commonly referred to as CGD, "Cheese Grater Dick" is a painful chafing that occurs as an affect of wearing jeans without underwear.

Chris: I didn't have any clean underwear this morning so I had to go commando today.

Eric: Dude, you are going to have a bad case of Cheese Grater Dick tommorrow

by Chrya Lewa September 21, 2009

Cheese Grater Effect

When you are wearing a sports jersey with those little holes on a cold day, and the holes scrape across your nipples, making it feel like someone just cheese gratered your nipples.

Holy crap,this jersey is causing a Cheese Grater Effect on my man-nipples.

by Zack Mulhollan February 28, 2008