You’s granny

That sexy old lady we engor at all costs

Crap the popo’s be all up in ere you’s granny as a shield

by Big dead scrodum hat June 21, 2021

Rico’s Granny

Rico’s granny passed away but her weed is the best. She now lives with Sam’s cat and Solo’s mother.

Rico’s granny had the best weed I have ever seen!

by emokid01 July 23, 2021

Granny Snatcher

A person who pursues in the infatuation with a grandma or elderly woman.

"I just hooked up with a 70 year old babe... she's just been Granny Snatched".

The 20 year old is going after the women in the nursing home, he's a Granny Snatcher.

by Nutbag April 9, 2012

granny swear

V. To swear like a grandmother, or, more generally, like an elderly woman, using phrases such as "dogonit," "fiddlesticks," and other mild interjections such as these.

Grandmother: "Oh fiddlesticks! I burnt the biscuits. Dogonit if this darn oven don't work right."
John: "Wow, granny, don't you know you shouldn't granny swear?"

by stuckMan March 4, 2015

granny shit

The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.

Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.

John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.

by Alt_f420 June 17, 2020

Granny Shot

Noun:
A method of shooting a basketball. The shooter will start holding the basketball with both hands downward in front of their body with both arms extended. The shooter will then quickly raise the ball, keeping their arms extended, and release the ball before the arms become perpendicular to the body.

The shot is generally looked on to be performed by those with little basketball skill. The name is used in a derogatory manner implying that one shoots in a way that a grandmother would.

It's so funny when Jenna wants to play with us, because she always uses the granny shot.

by PohTayToez March 9, 2009

Granny Smith

When you get out of an hour long bath with wrinkled fingers and have a wank so that it feels like you're being tossed off by a geriatric.

Guy 1: had a cracking Granny Smith last night

Guy 2: wasteman cuz

by Obi Wankanobi January 22, 2014