JACK DYLAN GRAZER

FUCKING HOTTEST PERSON EVER. IF ANYONE IS RUDE TO HIM I WILL KILL YOU. TOUCH HIS JAW I WILL MURDER YOU IN COLD BLOOD.

my friend: i heard someone hurt "JACK DYLAN GRAZER"!

my friend: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

me: TO KILL WHO EVER HURT HIM!

my friend: we need bill jensen to wash her sins away

by BITCHIMBELLATHORN March 8, 2019

grubering

When you accidentally tell the truth about something.

John Gruber is grubering everybody by accidentally saying that Obamacare was intentionally written so that stupid voters couldn't understand it.

by FBHO November 14, 2014

Van garber

Van garber is the best ‘van’ driver in the world n hope tha u get picked up by him u are now classed as a legend

Person 1: is tha ur dad

Liam : ye

Person 1: what’s his name

Liam : ‘van’
Person 1 : fucking legend

“The person ‘Van garber’ Is defined as a legend and is known world wide”

by The fella April 7, 2019

Muskokan Cheese Grater

When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.

Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."

Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."

by teratoma April 20, 2010

Jack Dylan Grazer

The most amazing person you will ever meet! Jack is, funny, caring, and he is very crazy! And hot! Girls are all over him, all of the girls want to meet him. Jack stars in “It” (2017) and in “Me, Myself & I”

“I got to meet Jack Dylan Grazer today!”

“Awww really?! I’m so jealous Jack is so awesome!”

by Jack Dylan Grazer November 21, 2017

super 8th grader

A 9th grader, whom acts like they are still in 8th grade; immature, foolish, dumb

Upperclassmen 1: Girl did you see them freshman at lunch?
Upperclassmen 2: Yes, they was acting a fool!
Upperclassmen 2: That's why I call them some super 8th graders!

by MsPrissyPris July 17, 2014

Shekel Grabber

Someone who does petty theft or small-scale scams for almost no profit in return.

That dude is such a shekel grabber. He said he'd pay my $0.50 back today, but he just ghosted me instead.

by IMainSkyblock September 28, 2021