It's what you say when you're traveling for business, typically at a trade show or event, and you want to go back to your hotel room to use the crapper.
by sprtagt June 3, 2011

I have some things to do which are totally none of your business. EG. Drug Deal, Sex with someone we both know, Family Issue
Person 1: " So where you off to?"
Person 2: " I gotta go see a man about a dog"
Person 1: ( sits there silently knowing that they are unimportant enough to be told anything by anyone )
Person 2: " I gotta go see a man about a dog"
Person 1: ( sits there silently knowing that they are unimportant enough to be told anything by anyone )
by glengofor December 27, 2010

Girl: Hey, I hate to break it to you, but we’ll have to cancel tomorrow’s plans because my friend asked me if I wanted to stop by the mall with her, and I told her yes because I need new makeup.
Guy: Uh … *looks at clock* Sorry, gotta go
Guy: Uh … *looks at clock* Sorry, gotta go
by Unr3alM3mber April 21, 2025

When someone has to go and do something more important than what they are currently doing. But they keep getting distracted, only for them to suddenly realise again that they have to go and they instantly panic.
Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome is for example
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.
(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.
(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times
by Areyouarita December 15, 2022

An excuse that one friend makes when they have to go use the bathroom. But they say this instead. Nobody knows why.
by Uselessearthboundfan December 29, 2022

Friend #1: You hungry?
Friend #2: Yeah
Friend #1: What you want to eat?
Friend #2: Ass
Friend #1: You gotta go cuz...
Friend #2: Yeah
Friend #1: What you want to eat?
Friend #2: Ass
Friend #1: You gotta go cuz...
by Shilvergreen June 14, 2018

A line of dialogue mostly used by barbers when they mess up in the process of giving someone a fresh cut when this happens they say "we gotta go bald" which means that they will have to shave the persons hair and turn them into Aang from Avatar.
by rose_strange October 12, 2021
