verb phrase, sometimes used in present tense: 1. attempt to pass off thick-witted, far-right fringe lunacy as something to be taken seriously; usually done with a straight face and an air of outrage; can be delivered tongue in cheek, but more effective when performed by true believers.
2. action taken after inspiration from words and deeds of Louie Gohmert, Congressman from East Texas (2005-present)
2. action taken after inspiration from words and deeds of Louie Gohmert, Congressman from East Texas (2005-present)
He really pulled a gohmert when he proclaimed the dangers of communist members of the US Congress.
They pulled a gohmert with their letter accusing administration officials of membership in the Muslim Brotherhood.
They pulled a gohmert with their letter accusing administration officials of membership in the Muslim Brotherhood.
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Origin, hospital emergency room slang for extremely old, Alzheimer's ridden, mute, sick people. GOMER is an acronym for "Get Out of My Emergency Room." In the novel "House of God" (Samuel Shem, 1978) GOMERS are defined essentially as sickly old people who now because of dementia have lost whatever quality it is that makes someone a person. When GOMERS come into the hospital they are unable to communicate so the admitting doctor will order many, many, lab tests hoping to discover why the GOMER was sent to the hospital. GOMERS never come to the hospital, they are only sent. This battery of tests is sometimes called a "Gomer-Gram."
That gomer down in room 13 just fell trying to climb out of bed and now he's bleeding all over my floor.
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Well, I found out this morning via a company-wide email that I had to cover for Ronnie all week! Guess what? I just got Gomer Pyle’d again!
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David: I've been feeling like a Daniel Gosher lately. I lost all my friends, I am failing school, and my gf broke up with me.
Mark: Aw man that sucks I would hate be a Daniel Gosher.
Mark: Aw man that sucks I would hate be a Daniel Gosher.
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