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James Gosling

The inventer of hatred, evil, and all of human suffering. Most known for the creation of Java an extreme torture method that violates all of the Geneva conventions disguised as a programing language.
If I didn't know better I'd think you were James Gosling
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Ryan Gosling

Ryan Gosling is an actor known for his role as officer k in Blade Runner 2049 and as "driver" in Drive 2011. Many autistic children relate to him despite the fact that Ryan Gosling is actually a normal person in real life and has a separate life from his roles which are often confused by these childish incel communities that have emerged in the past few years.
John: Sometimes I feel like I'm literally Ryan Gosling.
Therapist: I diagnose you with autism.
by guywithcoolname July 3, 2023
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Gosling

{goz-ling}

(n.) A sharply dressed, urbane gentleman.

(v.) Displaying gallant characteristics indicative of an urbane gentleman; Behaving in a suave and cultivated manner; To be dapper, sharply, handsomely attired.

(adj.) Characterised by urbane sophistication in taste, style and manner.
(n.)
"Did you see him at the reunion? He's lost all that weight, bought a couple suits and cut off his mullet - scrubs up real nice! He's a total gosling now"

(v.)
"Hey, looking sharp today! What's the occasion?"

"No occasion, just felt like gosling it up this morning."

(adj.)
"I didn't think a pair of sunglasses this gosling could be so cheap!"
by SchnittyLover69 January 16, 2012
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Ryan Gosling

1 of the finest,hottest,sexiest men on earth. who was gr8 in Remember The Titans but wonderful in The Notebook. 6'2'' canadian wit the kindest,sweetest, and funny heart. my fiance! i luv dis guy
in the notebook 2 rachel mcadams

ryan:u tell me when im being a son of a bitch and i tell u when ur being a pain in the ass which is 99% of the time.
by Domi July 15, 2008
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A femail who is sexualy attractive and causes fights between jelos males compeating for her love and jelos femails compeating for her attention.
that girl is such a gosling, DAMN i want to do her
by MR. Barr July 6, 2005
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by milkshakeoverload June 5, 2014
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(verb) to viciously stomp somebody's face in, regardless of the moans, squeaks, splatters, and shattering sounds from the victim's skull imploding on the brain.
Did you see that movie Drive?

No man, why?

Ryan Gosling totally Ryan Goslings this dude in an elevator!

Oh wow! No way! I have to see this!
by SnoweGlobe December 6, 2011
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