Actually the best Girlfriend you can have.She's every man's dream but she is a hard catch and almost impossible to date.She always knows how to make you smile, even when you're mad.She will care for you no matter what, even when hated she will love you.She tends to fall for the wrong type, but in the end she will never give up on someone she loves.She will trust you very easily and she will do anything to bring you happiness.She can do anything she sets her mind to,she's wonderful,very stubborn,and a little psycho but very very cute.She's smart and successful but usually underestimated, making her intellect that much more dangerous.
Guy 1: "Her name is Gerta? No way, dude go talk to her"
Guy 2:"Her name's Gerta man I have no chance"
Guy 1: I wanna fuck her so bad
Guy 2; You can't!
Guy 1: Why do you think so dude?
Guy 2:Because she doesn't like you so you will end or her best friend or a person she hates and will never talk to you and will block you in every social media!!!
Guy 2:"Her name's Gerta man I have no chance"
Guy 1: I wanna fuck her so bad
Guy 2; You can't!
Guy 1: Why do you think so dude?
Guy 2:Because she doesn't like you so you will end or her best friend or a person she hates and will never talk to you and will block you in every social media!!!
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Primarily used to substitute the word "cigarette."
The word has been used for quite some time in the Faroe Islands. And is very common in the central region of the islands, but has also spread throughout the smaller villages.
The word has been used for quite some time in the Faroe Islands. And is very common in the central region of the islands, but has also spread throughout the smaller villages.
Shall we go out and have a smoke? .. have a Gertari?
In Faroese (different grammatical situations):
- "Skulu vit fara út at Gerta?" "Hevur tú Gertarir?"
- "Hald líka Gertaran hjá mær!"
- "Hygg! ein Gertari!"
In Faroese (different grammatical situations):
- "Skulu vit fara út at Gerta?" "Hevur tú Gertarir?"
- "Hald líka Gertaran hjá mær!"
- "Hygg! ein Gertari!"
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Al Gore celebrity status has been catapulted into the stratosphere with an Oscar win for "An Inconvenient Truth". In this documentary, he articulates a future and telling projection how global warming will seriously affect our existence on earth.
Hence, Al Gore has come to be known in the vernacular as "Goracle".
Al Gore celebrity status has been catapulted into the stratosphere with an Oscar win for "An Inconvenient Truth". In this documentary, he articulates a future and telling projection how global warming will seriously affect our existence on earth.
Hence, Al Gore has come to be known in the vernacular as "Goracle".
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