gooberchump

A person whose values are held by things they lack of.

Fortner lacked skill in grammar writing and math, but always thought she was good at them. As a result, her cousins called her a gooberchump.

by matthewb0622 October 24, 2020

whiskey goosebumps

When you take a shot of whiskey and you have to swallow it twice, which gives you sweaty teeth and goosebumps all over your body.

Oh wow that one went down well it looks like

No actually, it gave me whiskey goosebumps

by TaintMisbehavin May 23, 2022

Goosebumpin' Uglies

Goosebumpin' Uglies is not unlike 'Netlix & Chill' where one puts the children's TV series 'Goosebumps' on with the intent to have sex with it on in the background.

'My man came over and we totally Goosebumped Uglies'

'Hey babe, come over and we can Goosebump Uglies'

'My mum rang last night when I was in the middle of Goosebumpin' Uglies with my girl.'

by ekkiej September 18, 2017

goosecum

The cum stains on the bed after a few hours-generally very sticky

Damn honey, if you would clean it up ater we're done the shit would'nt be like goosecum to clean.

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

Goosebumps

When you get a chill, your skin will form these dumb, unnecessary bumps that showcases to everyone around you, that you’re a gay cunt who’s cold.
Moral of the story, get a fucking jacket because no one likes a pussy.

Steve: Oi cunt, are you fucking cold? 😂
Jazza: No, cunt. What are you on? Only pussy’s are cold. I think YOU are.
Steve: Cunt. I can see your fucking goosebumps from here!

by That Great Cunt April 8, 2019

goosetrumps

The physical appearance that develops when getting nervous about Trump becoming president.

As seen on Buzzfeed News. "Republicans on Captial Hill had Goosetrumps at the thought of Trump winning the nomination"

by AshyLarold August 30, 2016

Goosebumpery-tummyknotosis

The feeling one gets when experiencing extreme levels of reminiscence with regard to childhood things or other things one is passionate about, i.e. someone who has read the Harry Potter books seeing the movies for the first time.

I read all of the Lord of the Rings books as a kid, I have a severe case of Goosebumpery-tummyknotosis now that I am going to see the movies

by KeBaRron December 11, 2016