a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms
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A person who lives in a desert region of the Middle East. Not genetically related to the true gooks of Vietnam.
Ben Dover: Charles said we have to wipe the sand gooks off the face of the Earth or else be subjected to a forced conversion to Islam when the Muslims take over.
Phil McCrackin: When they take over what?
Ben: Our government, I guess.
Phil: Oh. So I suppose this takeover is starting with the strip malls down the street?
Ben: Well, Charles said you've got to start small in the jihad business and build slowly. I mean, the born-again Christians and the Mormons have done it, so why wouldn't the Muslims do the same?
Phil McCrackin: When they take over what?
Ben: Our government, I guess.
Phil: Oh. So I suppose this takeover is starting with the strip malls down the street?
Ben: Well, Charles said you've got to start small in the jihad business and build slowly. I mean, the born-again Christians and the Mormons have done it, so why wouldn't the Muslims do the same?
by BigBootyHo January 2, 2008
Get the sand gook mug.The recently coined term 'spooky gook' originates in a small village on the outskirts of Naples, in southern Italy. It possesses two different definitions, and they are as follows:
use 1: Any person of Asian or Micro island heritage, who is, at a given time, up to 'no good' as one would say. One who is participating in some trickery towards his/her own gain.
use 2: Loose gaskets like Kim Jong-il
use 1: Any person of Asian or Micro island heritage, who is, at a given time, up to 'no good' as one would say. One who is participating in some trickery towards his/her own gain.
use 2: Loose gaskets like Kim Jong-il
Example:
(In a Minnesotan accent) "Johnathan! Hey, John-John! Check out that spooky gook behind the counter there."
(Again, with accent) I don't want to come here again. I don't trust those spooky gooks making my processed meat squares.
(In a Minnesotan accent) "Johnathan! Hey, John-John! Check out that spooky gook behind the counter there."
(Again, with accent) I don't want to come here again. I don't trust those spooky gooks making my processed meat squares.
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joe: yo look at that Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown!
jim: shut up you Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown
Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed
joe: yo look at that Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown!
jim: shut up you Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown
Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed
by TheWiseMan March 2, 2005
Get the Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown mug.That Snow Gook stole my Siberian Husky.
Those Snow Gooks do not make good snow shoes.
Those Snow Gooks do not have niceties such as Canada Goose jackets.
Those Snow Gooks do not make good snow shoes.
Those Snow Gooks do not have niceties such as Canada Goose jackets.
by Glamdrial October 20, 2014
Get the Snow Gook mug.Any Arab or member of an ethnic group that inhabits the desert regions of the Middle East, so-called for reasons unknown, but possibly because U.S. military forces are having just as difficult a time defeating them as they did the Vietnamese. Any genetic relationship between sand gooks and "regular" gooks is purely speculative at this time.
Charles: See, first we went to Vietnam to kill the gooks, now we've got to kill these fucking sand gooks. Then we're going to put out a special 75-page section in the newspaper devoted to my narcissism and filled with quotes I think are brilliant, but are really just the product of my wandering, irrational mind. This special section will be a way for me to compensate for my microscopic genitalia.
by KingChotch December 9, 2007
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