Googletard

A person who uses Google Groups to post to usenet, all the while having no knowledge of how usenet works, thinking that it's a web forum where people actually care about a rating system and can 'cancel' their posts.
Googletards have been responsible for the 'dumbing down' of usenet since the inception of Google Groups. Before Google Groups, a person had to have enough nous to find an NNTP host and set up a newsreader. Now they just need a Gmail account.

"Look at that! Five identical posts within two minutes. Yet another Googletard finds our group."

by misfitNZ January 11, 2008

googlator

A term for a device in which to use the search engine "Google".

Such as calculator. You can use your googlator

by Xris Chan October 26, 2013

googleoracle

1. adjective. Used to describe a subject that is worth taking the time to do a Google search on. Can be said about anything that you would say "I'll have to google that."

2. noun. The oracle of google. The modern day equivalent of the oracle of Delphi though with a little less influence in shaping the course of wars and more influence in shaping the success of websites.

1. Hmm, I don't know how long panda bear's live, that's googleoracle.

2. Before we proceed we should ask the googleoracle to see what it says.

by MielAbeille January 21, 2009

googletrawl

That rapid internet search you do to avoid exposing your ignorance..

Prof called my work 'desultory'... I had to do a quick googletrawl to find out whether that was a compliment or not ! Not !

by mikroth March 22, 2009

Googletrain

Another term for Google. Often used humorously.

"I can't figure out what the ShamWow Guy's name is. What should I do?"
"Hop the Googletrain."

by Otamakun August 9, 2009

Googletranslatehate

When Google translate angers you so much you have to stop sniffing your sisters panties

He was able to use a basic internet feature I dare the none slick back to attempt to use the free basic service again. If this keeps up my sister's panties will never be fully sniffed damn this googletranslatehate

by Notorious Big W September 21, 2016

Googlectomy

The removal of all google products from your smart phone

Apple stock is up $17.00 today bro, looks like I’m going to have to schedule a googlectomy

by Audreyxoxo July 22, 2019