googletard

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.

Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."

by ClimbingTheLog February 6, 2008

Googlesearch Fan

A person who claims to like a band/artist/author etc... but infact can only name works, songs, band members etc... by searching for them on google.

"I was talking to Jimmy online last night about Pink Floyd. But i'm sure he doesn't actually like them, he's just a googlesearch fan"

by NowImLost July 18, 2005

googlenaire

noun; One whose incredible wealth was amassed by creating the world's most popular search engine.

Only a googlenaire can actually afford the memberships fees at the prestigious country club.

by shmoozle July 29, 2008

Googlearthaphobia

The irrational, intense, persistent fear of the
virtual globe program Google Earth that maps the earth by the superimposition of images obtained from satellite imagery and aerial photography.

Nooooo not Google Earth again! I suffer from Googlearthaphobia! Stop zooming into the world like that it's freakin me out!!!

by Shantal Arechederra February 5, 2008

Googlesturbation

The act of googling oneself. Transcending just the google search engine, even using another search engine and searching for yourself is considered googlesturbation.

I had a rough googlesturbation session this morning- I tried to google myself three times and couldn't find anything positive.
My friend is an obsessive googlesturbator; he'll try to search for himself at least ten times per week.

by aidsdate.com April 24, 2011

Googlearn

Learning a quick fact or answer through the use of google or similar search engine.

Girl: how did you know the random last question on the test?
Boy: I googlearned it before ended.

by Yupitsmicah November 24, 2009

googlescrolling

to sit on the computer all day and look things up on google

ive looked up 300 things on google today, man im really googlescrolling

by russian2525 May 29, 2009