Danny Gonzalez

The leader of gregs and part time sleep paralysis demon. Legally the greatest youtuber.

Greg: Have you seen the new Danny Gonzalez video.
Craig: No, but I think I've seen him somewhere else.

by Gregoreo3 July 2, 2022

Shuffles Gonzalez

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.

I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.

by street whizard April 8, 2009

speedy gonzalito

Person with a small penis who comes too fast (twice)

Pascal is such a Speedy Gonzalito!

by MaxFdr89 May 5, 2017

Gonzing

Denying to be productive at work but getting fully paid. Also one aspect of gonzing is actively refusing tasks from your supervisor although not being busy.

Marc is such a Gonzo. I see him gonzing all the time while his colleagues cover him up.

by Gonzinowski February 25, 2019

Alberto Gonzales

Sychophantic former White House counsel, later appointed by President Bush to be Attorney General of the United States. He is notable for being perhaps the country's only AG who has so completely and consistently disregarded the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Alberto Gonzales is infamous for stonewalling Congressional oversight and investigative meetings by repeatedly dodging pointed questions by saying "that's classified." His dismissal of concerns about illegal wiretapping and illegal extraordinary rendition makes him widely regarded as the worst AG in history.

A secret 2002 Justice Department memorandum cleared by Alberto Gonzales argued that laws prohibiting torture do "not apply to the president's detention and interrogation of enemy combatants", and that the pain caused by interrogation must include "injury such as death, organ failure, or serious impairment of body functions — in order to constitute torture." - Wikipedia

by el_che April 25, 2006

Gonzaga College

Smokes joints with Mr McCaul. Has 12 inch peens

That guy from gonzaga college has the biggest peen

by A person Hi December 13, 2019

Speedy Gonzales

Speedy Gonzales, "the fastest mouse in all Mexico", is an animated cartoon mouse from the Warner Brothers Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons. Speedy's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot.

Speedy Gonzales is also brothers with the most famous Skeeter mouse of all time Skeety Gonzales. Skeety Gonzales was trained by the great Skeet Magee.

Nerd Kid: "Dude Speedy Gonzales would annihilate Sonic the Hedgehog in a race!"
Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"
Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"
Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."

by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008