Sean Gomes

A dumb loser omega <3

Nobody likes Sean Gomes

by Klassic with a K October 17, 2022

Kyle Gomes

Kyle Gomes... A pretty attractive guy tbh, he can make ANYONE laugh any day any time any place, treats everyone right, if you have him in your life then you are one of the luckiest people in the world, he loves sports, he treats his girlfriend beyond amazing, he's VERY caring to his friends and is overall a very funny, caring, cute and loving guy :) I Love Him ;)

Girl 1: OMG is that KYLE GOMES?!?!
Girl 2: Hell Yeah It Is!!
Girl 1: OMGGG!! I Wish That Man Was Mine @-@
Girl 2: Yeah! Too Bad He's Taken, He Treats Her So Well

by Guess Who?!?!?!?!?!? November 24, 2022

Christabel Gomes

The most beautiful name any girl could have! A unique adaptation of combining Christa with a gang associated mafia last name Gomes, which originates from the depths of Mexico.

Happy birthday to all the Christabels!!

Is that the Christabel Gomes!!???

Woah look at that cutie Christabel Gomes

by MAYFUJ July 24, 2024

José Miguel Gomes Borges

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho

Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta

by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019

peeing games

You came from The Big Guns episode (s6 ep. 12) of Modern Family. Dont deny it.

"I've tried everything, books, songs, and parenting websites!"
"Hell! Don't search up Peeing Games on the internet"

by roxmstar July 23, 2020

Gomen ne Gomen ne

Gomen ne Gomen ne, is a song that's about a young girl that's sexually abused by her father. Her father thaught her that it's normal behaviour and it's love. She's too young to know what's love so she believes her dad. One day, she fell in love with a boy. They boy felt sorry for her fragile body. One day, she ran away from her dad and moved to her crush. She felt gulity for running away and not being able to fall in love with her dad, so she ran back home and apologized for running away. When she came home, she heard her dad and his friends say they believed she returned, and that they want to raped her, wich she took as eating her. Her dad and his friends gang-raped her to death. No, it's not about cannibalism, it's about sexual abuse. Don't call Kikuo (the song's writer) disgusting for this song, it's only trying to spread awareness.

Tiktok normie: Hey, this song is cute!
People, who know the lyrics: uhh..should we tell them? Here, read the dictionary of what the song Gomen ne Gomen ne's about. ⬆️

by (insert name here) November 15, 2020

He meets assholes everywhere he goes.

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:

“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”

With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.

Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:

What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.

It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023