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Golluming

1. The sport or activity of being Gollum.
"I enjoy golluming in rivers at the weekend"
"I gave him such a golluming on Sunday that he couldn't comfortably sit down, raise his left arm or cough."
by skivemonkey January 17, 2014
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Gollum

To stick you finger up you partners bum hole i.e ring while whispering my prescious in there ear or if the mood takes you making a wierd coughin noise like ccoollluuummm!!
Did you hear last night I shagged adam and surprised him by fingering his arse he was fine with that but not very happy when i coughed gollum in his eye!!!
by bigbazz mum lover September 11, 2009
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gollum

the coolest CG character ever to be in any movie. also the coolest person ever in a movie, the coolest guy in LOTR, the books and the movie. i have a 36 inch talking cardboard stand up of him. it rules so much! ive basically memorized all his lines, and have even met andy serkis, the guy who played him. one of the coolest guys of all time.
gollum will kick your ass down to hobbiton
by Local LOTR Lover February 19, 2004
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gollum

Noun.

1. n. Character found in the book 'Lord of the Rings'. See also Smeagol.

2. n. A person who is very keen for marriage, usually a woman.

3. v. To desire something intensly.
Alice is a nice girl and all but shes a bit of a gollum
I'd gollum a pizza right now.
by matthew szwec December 4, 2007
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Gollum

Don't think of it as a Lord of the rings character from the movie or books. Video game pedophila was nothing when it doesn't have a name. Until this year of 2023, Lord of the Rings: Gollum, developed by
Daedalic Entertainment. It was so fucking bad, Video pedophila loved every aspect of it, it finally found it's true purpose... to find it's name through a bad Lord of the rings game.
Player: wow this gollum game sucks balls! Fuck!!!! I think Video game pedophila has a name now, motherfucker! It's name is Gollum! Motherfucking Gollum! Fuck you

Daedalic Entertainment!
by RavenTrooper August 8, 2023
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Gollum

Verb - to jealously protect anything of seemingly insignificant worth
John sure is golluming that code, he won’t let anyone else work on it.
by atarimae April 22, 2016
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Golluming

Walking around hunched over. Saying "my precious" and hanging around dark locations like under bridges / in caves or alleys.
Retard: Did you hear about the new viral fad, batmanning?

BadAss: Batmanning is so 10 minutes ago. I'm golluming...my precious
by Tryingtogetfamous September 17, 2011
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