Similar to catfishing, where a fake person is created to lure people in, goldfishing is when someone fakes being wealthy in order to find romantic partners.
This is especially true of middle-aged men, who use expensive leased cars to hopefully find a 20-something gold digger.
Basically the reason anyone would do this is because they're too insecure in their own socioeconomic standing, and feel the need to act like someone they're not.
This is especially true of middle-aged men, who use expensive leased cars to hopefully find a 20-something gold digger.
Basically the reason anyone would do this is because they're too insecure in their own socioeconomic standing, and feel the need to act like someone they're not.
Kevin's really in deep- he started goldfishing this sorority girl but now he's having to juggle buying expensive gifts and coupon-cutting at the grocery store.
by jtornado September 07, 2015
A vagina with a yeast infection
That bitch been eating Goldfish
by Chris Crutcher September 09, 2012
by Xtreme the awesome goldfish! February 04, 2010
by elephantry April 29, 2015
A gen-z boy who acts like a little bitch (or pussy). One who is dramatic and emotionally weak, has a lack of decorum, and possesses zero semblance of testicular fortitude.
“Did you hear about Josh crying to his girlfriend about his mom taking his video game away?”
“Wow. She should dump him. He’s such a goldfish.”
“Wow. She should dump him. He’s such a goldfish.”
by Notyourmotherbitch August 07, 2019
In a fish tank, fish will eat nearly anything. So if you have 30 fish, the fish will start eating any fish that looks sick or different. This will continue until you end up with one very large fish, usually the goldfish. Much like when a message board gets run over with a few friends who want to monopolize it. They will ceaselessly troll until anyone they aren't friends with leave. Then they'll move on to another site and do the same until it too ends up with one or two users.
by Soitanly December 30, 2014
Someone you do not view in any kind of sexual way. A plotonic friend. Someone you wouldnt want to picture naked.
by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008