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jesus goddamn fucking christ

1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated

2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.
wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes."

husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"
by Moises Buentello December 2, 2010
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goddamn goddamn

A term used when one goddamn is not enough emotion to show for a certain event. Could also be used to describe an act committed by an individual so bad or so stupid that one goddamn is not enough emotion to desccribe your exasperation. Could also be used whenever you see some fine ass woman.
Holy shit did you see that? goddamn goddamn that right there is some straight asshaterey.


You see that fine ass MILF? Yeah goddamn goddamn
by pantyteamaster April 13, 2009
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YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT

the perfect phrase to yell at your friend after he slips and hits his head in a filthy, waterless pool. Usually preceded by hyena-like laughter.
Person #1: Haha, Rick just hit his head in that empty pool.
Person #2: YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT!!!
by california689 July 30, 2011
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godawful

Paris Hilton is a godawful bitch
by frankinsmoke August 28, 2008
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Godawesome

1. The opposite of godawful.

2. Me.
1. Boobs are godawesome!

2. No example necessary.
by Tikibarberfan July 21, 2010
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Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!

A line shouted at actress KATHLEEN TURNER as she was on stage acting in a 2002 Broadway production of THE GRADUATE. The line was shouted during a full frontal nude scene featuring the overweight 40-something actress. The heckler was PAUL MICHAEL MERCURIO, acting as part of a prank for "The Opie and Anthony" radio show. Audio of the entire stunt (Mercurio and two other audience members had running tape recorders in their shirt pockets at the time) can be heard on YouTube by simply typing in the infamous line.
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(April 12, 2002)
(KATHLEEN TURNER is on stage as 'Mrs. Robinson' in the Broadway production of "The Graduate". She drops a towel, showing her (horrific) naked body to the audience. Just then...)

(AUDIENCE MEMBER, later revealed to be comedian Paul Michael Mercurio, stands up in his seat and SCREAMS): "Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!"

(A WOMAN in the audience can be heard GASPING)

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Go into Google and start typing in "Kathleen put your goddamn clothes back on." Google "suggests" the entire sentence as you reach the word "your". Seems significant enough to warrant an entry on UD.
by corcan November 10, 2010
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goddamnfuckshit

An explitive used for cases of very extreme pain, anger or dismay.
Lucy drops a brick on her foot.
Lucy exclaims "Goddamnfuckshit!"
by AjaLee December 19, 2008
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