godfucker

A person who abuses or refers to holy scripts and/or god(s) to promote their unholy cause by finding texts in the scripts that they use to justify their aggression, abuse of power, and unwillingness to listen to reason or other opinions.
Also persons who profess that a god (Allah, Yahwe etc) has told them that they are on a mission sent by that god.

World's #1 godfucker: G.W.Bush
The world's best known godfuckers are GWB, Osama bin Laden, Jerry Falwell.
Most evangelical Christians and neo-cons are godfuckers.

by shonny December 14, 2008

codfucked

when being fucked over or, screwed over. usually by someone with the last name codner

I was doing really well in life when will codner snuck up behind me and codfucked me

by ponderouspoon December 23, 2013

godfaced

to get so full of jesus juice,
that you totally feel shitfaced.
god+shitfaced=godfaced

Oh my gosh man,
i went to church yesterday,
I was sooooo godfaced!

by comet jism April 24, 2007

God Fucked

Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"

Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?

Rick: nope; what happened?

Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!

Rick: dayyyyyymn bro

by Renegade69 July 25, 2016

godfucker

someone who fucks god, literally. if someone claims to be god and someone else fucks them, the fucker is a godfucker

damn, i guess you're the bitchboy and she's the godfucker?

by godfucker's bitchboy April 18, 2021

Gumfucked

An elderly person giving a blowjob after removing there false teeth

Bob (87yr old) Doris give me a blow job
Doris ( 91 yr old)
Is that a £15 normal

Or do you want Gumfucked for£20

by Jock 8796 August 12, 2016

gifucked

When you're in a group chat and everyone be blowing up your phone with .gif files.

Person1 : Yo, wazzup with your phone blowin' up.
Person2: Bro, Im getting gifucked.

by Iovmatrix September 14, 2016