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Benjamin Goodman II

Benjamin Goodman II is the would-be sole heir of the massive fortune that was to be left for him by his well-known, and wildly popular, late father Benny Goodman, the famous jazz clarinetist from the swing era of the late 1920s to the 1950s.

Regrettably, the Goodman family fortune was lost when Turkey invaded Switzerland in 1934, devastating their economy. The invasion resulted in a severe depletion of the vast majority of the Goodman fortune that was contained in an esteemed Swiss bank. Benjamin II never received a cent of the massive fortune supposedly left for him by his late father.

Benjamin II spent most of his childhood in the Calgarian Jewish quarter, shining shoes for nickels and taking taking care of his mother. Benjamin would often spend whatever free time he could manage writing screenplays and scripts in his two story condominium, where he lived with his mother, as well as his beloved muskrat, Freckles.

As he entered adulthood, Benjamin II came to the bitter realization that no one wore shiny shoes anymore, so he began to struggle to meet the family's bills. Benjamin was forced to very reluctantly resign from his studies at his Christian school and look for full time work to support the family. Benjamin worked long, hard, brutal, and physically demanding days as a consultant for Maclean's magazine, where he met and became good friends with two work associates, Norman Lear and Bud Yorkin.

The three shared a passion for Black domestic comedy. Together, they experimented writing and filming various low budget sitcoms and short films. In 1974, Benjamin caught a break when CBS picked up the pilot for his sitcom, Good Times, which he had co-written with his close friends Bud and Norman. The show was an immediate hit, and the production team enjoyed unmitigated success in the late 1970s. Although Good Times went off the air in 1979, its popularity remained strong through the 1980s.

Unfortunately, as the popularity of Good Times wound down in the 1990s, Benjamin found his royalty checks gradually decreasing each month. He began to regret squandering so much of his wealth by betting on illegal horse wrestling and achieving an unrivaled stock majority in Enron.
Temporary lay offs... Good Times!
Easy credit rip offs... Good Times!
Scratching and surviving... Good Times!
Benjamin Goodman II... Good Times!
by Taco Watson June 21, 2006
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gudmandsen

The weird fat kid you make hype in awkward situations. He dont like girls, but one who is the hottest girl in school. He will never leave the boys in the back, he is legit a god.

With a trash ass jumper.
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"do you know Gudmandsen"
signe
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gomana

A beautiful intelligent woman, she loves finding new things to do! She is so loving to the people around her. You will never meet someone like her, she is unique and special in her own way.
Gomana is most likey a young gorgeous girl.
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Goldman Goggles

The visual distortion occurring after working long hours in an all male environment. Makes every female appear attractive regardless of their actual appearance. Similar to beer goggles, but without the alcohol. Typically worn by an Investment Banker.
Banker: Bro, check your nine; that girl is smokin'

True Friend: Calm down brah, you're just wearing the Goldman Goggles
by Escapee75 August 4, 2009
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Goodman's Law

Every woman is one drink away from a lesbian encounter.
Matt: Did you see Danielle and Nicole kiss when they were drunk?!
Aaron: Evidence of Goodman's Law.
by ikswelisaW ttaM November 18, 2011
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Saul Goodman

Hi my name is Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that, until proven guilty, every man, woman and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul!
Best attorney at law
Saul Goodman, a lawyer you can('t) trust!
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gormandale

iits where the secret gormy forces are patrolling on there serpants,its the home of the one and only Gavin Batchelor aka capt'n hook. all the coons are at the local shop getting there four and twentys, then staunching at the primary school
gormandale the place to be
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