God Bless The U.S.A.

I don't care what any of you say, this song is possibly the greatest song of all time. For God's sake, let Lee Greenwood be patriotic and don't bash his ass. By the way, the song was actually written in 1979, NOT during the Gulf War. Fucking idiots.

'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land, God Bless The U.S.A.!!

by dfjak; February 06, 2007

God Bless You

When someone says "god Bless You" You are obligated to smack yourself in the face before five seconds passes. This "game" originated in New Jersey by the name of a fellow named Christopher Wheeler and another by the name of Matt Boyle. This game has been active for about 5 or six years now and is popular in the Tri-State area (NJ, NY, CT, PA and just expanded to TN)

Someone says "god bless you bitch"

You Smack yourself in the face before they pelt you in the face.

by Christopher J. Wheeler October 08, 2006

God Bless America

*An American catchphrase that was used on a daily basis after Nine-Eleven.

*A little booklet which contains prayers & reflections for our country. This is an important read for those who despise America, but it contains religious content, thus this book will be avoided by those pussies who couldn't afford to learn a moral from The Book.

"It's like a bible but with patriotism."
-me

"Could we all please stop this God Bless America crap."
-Michael Moore, spouting off more anti-America rhetoric

by Dave July 06, 2004

god bless you

people's way of starting a conversation

"god bless you, oh, and by the way, what's your name"

by etlkj November 14, 2003

God Bless You

After cumming in a person's mouth, you hit them in the back of the head or make them laugh and it will come out their nose. Also see the Dragon's Breath.

Rob gave Sarah a God Bless You and a kleenex.

by Tyler Stebbins July 20, 2006

gods bless America

A slogan commonly used by neopagan Americans

I pray that gods bless America

by tory borty April 02, 2013

God Blessed Texas

I've seen a lot of places, I've been around the world
I've seen some pretty faces, been with some beautiful girls
After all I've witnessed, one thing still amazes me
Just like a miracle, you have to see to believe
'Cause God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'

First He lit the sunshine, then He made the water deep
Then He gave us moonlight for all the world to see
Well, everybody knows that the Lord works in mysterious ways
He took a rest, then on the very next day
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
Gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
Hmm, 'God blessed Texas'

by Death Menace November 14, 2022