Gatman

A getting money ass nigga , a rockstar, a drug user not abuser, , a person who just don't give a damn, a man that will have sexual relations with your mother, baby mother, sister, possibly your grandmother,

gatman is to cool for you

by The real gat June 1, 2017

GOATMUNK

A hilarious funny person. Tall, respectful, and charming at times, but silly at other times. He/she is the type of person you would want to be around.

Omg he is such a Goatmunk!

by Freallyweard October 25, 2018

a walk with the goat man

A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.

Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?

Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.

Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?

Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.

Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.

Magritte: *slings the shaka*

by platonymous May 10, 2020

goatlanced

To kill or maim in an excessively embarrassing manner. To pwn in the extreme.

I goatlanced Jimmy last week at checkers, I don't think he'll ever walk straight again.

by weakness January 12, 2009

goathanger

One who Loses to Abzurath, but thinks he can kick his ass in real life.
or
One who's Wang is of proficient size.
or
or two hangers fasioned to resemble a goat.

OUCH !!!! don't touch my goathanger.
Man you are such a goathanger.

by Goat'sdaddy July 9, 2004

goatsman

someone's mother's new husband; a stepfather; particularly a stepfather who does not believe in the efficiency of modern travel technology such as planes or high-speed trains.

Before returning for winter break, Jimmy consulted his goatsman, whom his mother recently married, for advice on the best method of travel. The embittered goatsman remarked he'd rather ride a salt lick than a plane.

by Ryan Krisac August 9, 2006

goatsman

A term for someone's mother's new husband; a stepfather; particularly a stepfather who rejects the efficiency of modern transportation forms, such as planes or high-speed trains.

Before returning for winter break, Jimmy consulted his "goatsman," whom Jimmy's mother recently married, for advice on the fastest way home. The embittered "goatsman" said he'd rather ride a salt lick than a plane.

by Ryan Krisac September 11, 2008